Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
Comedy gal & @uwdawgpound.bsky.social's mostly-retired new boot goofer. Shows n other stuff updates on my mailing list at
www.gabeylucas.com / everettflabbergasters.substack.com
- btw the demand to visit Toronto in February is so low that even w/ cheap-as-free tix, there were so few people on the plane that the overhead anounced we all had to sit in our assigned seat otherwise it'd be weight inbalanced & we'd presumably crash & die. Which like, for your own row... worth it.
- Dudes rock.
- Looking forward to TSA's response to my luggage choices
- Turns out, I'm almost concerned at the ease with which one can bring an apparently human skull onto an airplane & into Canada
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed." A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends. Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyAnd if you’re mad at that… why do you think your ‘right’ to an investment is greater than somebody else’s right to shelter? Go buy stocks or something. Not houses.
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyI knew that motherfucker, Horatio
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskythree years ago all the radical centrists got convinced via group chats that if we simply threw trans people under the bus, the fascists would let us win everything else. instead we lost everything, and also trans people got thrown under the bus
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- I don't know what's the wholesomest thing in the world, but "when a cat uses a human-sized pillow correctly" has gotta be top 5
- How on earth does nobody on here agree with this? What is wrong with you people?
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyI can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskySCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods. S1: archive.org/details/sctv... S2: archive.org/details/sctv... S3: archive.org/details/19-m... S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s... S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
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- Well.. shit. youtu.be/3eflj2EWZzg?...
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- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky"If we have to hunt you down, the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities. We will find you. We will achieve justice. And we will do so under the Constitution and laws of the United States." www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyHaitians in Springfield, Ohio lose temporary protected status on February 3rd. There will very likely be a major ICE incursion the next day. Haitians in Springfield were the targets of Vance’s lying during the campaign. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/01/28/t...
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- May as well dive right in. Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball? According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’” Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
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- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyThere is lots of fun research on this but basically all secret police are stupid because to want to do it you have to be stupid and in order to be a good employee of this operation you literally need to be stupid. www.jstor.org/stable/45295...
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- My college roommate in Toronto called it three weeks ago she made it happen everyone say "thank, ms. sarah"
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky“You gotta catch that!!”- me full of pot roast, holding a donut on my couch
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyhappy Berkly Catton First & Second Goal Day to all who celebrate xoxo
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyAs I explained in my earlier thread, we need to understand our current information and epistemic (how we create knowledge) environment has changed dramatically over the last decade, and we need to respond to those changes.
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- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyIf you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom
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- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyAt the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
- Yeah "what if" can you imagine if AI did something terrible? (purely hypothetical of course)
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- Starting a band that plays grunge song parodies about typography, gonna call it Black Hole Sans
- This is what happens when you scroll through fonts for 40 minutes for a very PNW AKA Homeland Of Soundgarden-focused project, my eyeballs are burning (although said project is super cool & I'm excited for other people to see what I've been helping another cool person with)
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- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyHalf the street corners around here have people--from every walk of life, including republicans--standing guard to watch for suspicious vehicles, which are reported to a robust and entirely decentralized network that tracks ICE vehicles and mobilizes responders.
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyI guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
- just spelled Willamette right on the first try, that'll be carrying my self-esteem into uncharted territories for at least the next business quarter
- SAMA Cellars in Redmond has wine & this Saturday it will also have me & Benny Jensen telling you dumb jokes cuz life is a nightmare but laughing w/ friends is not Here are tickets, which you should buy asap while the early bird discount is still on: www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-c...
- Forgot to say 📷-cred Alex Castille, Portland people if you need a photographer hire him
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- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
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- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyI’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
- The world has entered “an era of global water bankruptcy” with irreversible consequences, according to a new United Nations report. cnn.it/4qxGTNX
- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskyPlease note: There have been multiple reports made of ICE being deployed around Climate Pledge Arena, staying at the Pineapple Hotel that's located on 5th and Bell. If you're coming to the game or will be in the area, be aware. F*CK ICE
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- Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on blueskySpeaking of, if youre in Redmond-ish I'm doing a show at Sama Cellars with my pal Benny on Jan 24th & if I do say so the two of us are funny people Early-bird tix still available: www.eventbrite.com/e/1980128635...
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