Max Hime
Retired. Ex-submariner . Nuclear Reactor Operator (Instructor). Atheist. Caretaker of dogs and cats. Blue clear through. Lazy
- This is Pandemonium. He was the last of his litter to find a home. He is very happy to be part of a pack again. I lobbied for the name BeetleJuice but I was outvoted 1-1. We call him Panda. The crazy just oozes out of those eyes. Pandemonium is never far away.
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- Reposted by Max HimeYou are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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- I just figured out a purpose for AI. Create a video of the Porky Pig voiced Ben Shapiro discussing the attempted repeal of Obamacare with wet-fart voiced RFKjr. Alternately cut in Porky and your favorite lizard. It is so clear in my head.
- We simply have to mock those excrementals until they no longer try to mix in with normal people.
- This leads to the hardest question, for me at least, in all of theology, “Why does god hate us?” On one side is the most extreme pretzel logic and on the other the simple explanation that it was all bullshit made up to keep people in line and maintain the status quo.
- Reposted by Max HimeChicago 🧵Dearest Mabel, I write this in a hurried minute crouched behind a salt truck, looking for crimes. So far, I was stained by an ice-cream cone carried by a small child when her parent’s dog slipped his leash & knocked us both askew
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- This is Iggy. He is the most elegantly scruffy example of a Baskethound
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- I think one of the factors that keeps wages low is the same thing that lets your grandma think that a loaf of bread cost a quarter. It is a sort of inertia of the brain. It used to be true. it’s the same thing that makes me think I’m barely out of high school. I’m on Medicare.
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- Hmmm
- Sassy say Hi
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- Not every quote of the day is awesome. Some are Duh!
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- Perhaps not the chief danger but certainly a danger.
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