The Empty Press
We're TheEmptyPress, AKA "The Old Dark Lady". We write worthless, satirical garbage. Also, we're not an AI, we're just bad at what we do.
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- The games are on! Let the "who's banging?" rumours begin! #MilanoCortino2026 #Olympics #TeamCanada #OpeningCeremonies
- That sound you heard was thousands of Greek historians fuming at CBC for implying that Alexander the Great was from North Macedonia #MilanoCortina2026 #TeamCanada #Olympics #satire
- “There's always someone who can talk about losing a family member to natural causes, or tearing their ACL while attempting a 1080, or catching the clap at Whistler" #MilanoCortina2026 #TeamCanada #Olympics #satire
- I mean, if you really want to see white and orange combined you could always look at the POTUS. @halifaxretales.bsky.social
