Canhawk 🇨🇦
Seahawks, Star Wars, Marvel, Star Trek. Mostly Seahawks. Very Canadian. Unapologetic Pete Carroll fanboy. Sorry for what I said when the Seahawks were losing. Canada will never be the 51st state.
- Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SUPER BOWL MUTHAFUCKAS!!!
- Holy shit my blood pressure...
- I still love you though Spoon.
- Dear Tariq Woolen. You are the stupidest human being in the history of professional sports and I hate you. Have a nice rest of your life. On some other team. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
- Isn't slamming a quarterback face first into the dirt A big fucking penalty these days.Jesus christ
- Thank you Ken Walker.
- Big Cat's going to murder that fucking idiot and it'll be a justifiable homicide.
- Fuck, they NEEDED that goddamn stop. Fucking dumbass child...
- The DK Metcalf of the defense strikes again at the worst possible time. Win or lose I dont want him back next year. I'm done with his bullshit.
- And I was just saying nice things about Tariq too, then that goof Riq had to show up at the worst possible time.
- Cooooooooooop!

- BOBO TIMEEEEEEEE!!!!!
- Yes!! Big assist from the turf monster on that one!
- Oh Samuel....
- JSN for MVP
- Holy shit JSN!!
- Not only do they not score, they leave WAAAAAAY too much time on the clock. Do not like.
- Wellllllll, shit.
- Free face mask!! Go Cheathawks!
- Nice throw, MATTHEW! fucking chump!
- Fuck I hate that guy...
- Amazing start! Couldn't have scripted it any better than that.
- Hell yeah baby! Huge gainer!
- 3 and out fuckers!!!