🐖🪩 boule de jambon
I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
- IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (Sorry. I fell asleep.)
- I made it to tipoff! Please clap.
- The American Pie guy is calling Big Ten basketball?
- Cooper growing some facial hair?
- Minnesota is only 4-8 and we got shit baked by them? That’s embarrassing.
- Wild how less annoying Jess is when he isn’t calling Iowa. I’m not saying he wasn’t annoying, just toned down.
- The pacific time zone is not a serious time zone. Starting a game at 10pm on a school night is bonkers.
- Folks, I have to do something silly because I’ve looked at the forecast looks like rain while I’m in Europe. I have two raincoats, one is water resistant and the other water repellent. No clue which is which. To figure this out I’m going to wear both in the shower and see which gets me wet.
- I am a card carrying Golden Gopher hater and part of that comes from jealous at how cool Minneapolis is. I’ve been there twice in the last like three years and it’s been amazing, even in the winter. Go to Minneapolis, visit Ben at his house, have fun with it.
- Speaking of mail, I really hope my new debit card comes today or tomorrow.
- www.maptap.gg February 4 99🔥 97🏅 94🏆 90🎉 82✨ Final score: 900
- I might find the Super Bowl halftime show on YouTube on Monday and put it on repeat all day on all possible platforms available to me just to drive up the viewing numbers.
