Katerrific
Minnesotan, dahlia enthusiast, reluctant hockey mom
- Reposted by KaterrificAmy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
- Reposted by Katerrificdude looks like someone I knew in a screamo band from Aberdeen, SD
- Reposted by Katerrificover the next 3 years, be ready for seeing a lot of coverage of Republican lawmakers, business leaders, university leaders who did absolutely nothing to stall Trump (on the contrary) — about how *actually* they were wringing their hands all along. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...
- McGill's stock on a legendary run
- Reposted by KaterrificI think one thing people outside Minnesota don't understand is that after Good and Pretti were killed by feds while observing, the most normal people you could imagine have made peace with the fact that they could be next, and they are still out there because they say it's the right thing to do.
- “If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
- Guv this is literally the “mark the vans” tweet
- Reposted by Katerrificone thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party
- Reposted by KaterrificThis article is a very good example of why "more training" and "more vetting" isn't the answer. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez joined Border Patrol in 2018 and 2014 respectively. These aren't new agents. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
- Reposted by KaterrificThere were 3800 children in ice custody in December. We have no idea how many they have now. This began with Obama and only increased under Biden. This administration has increased holding children in camps. 1 less now that Liam is home. Bring them all home. Close the camps.
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- Reposted by KaterrificGood news: surprise Springsteen show at your favorite local music venue. Bad news: shit's so fucked where you live that Bruce Springsteen wrote a song about it
- the government is literally disappearing my neighbors and social media ads are still trying to sell me neck cream
- It is bad, Blue Cross of MN.
- Reposted by KaterrificAmy when you’re done self-promoting do you think you could go get that kid out of that concentration camp
- Minnesotans, we’ve been through a lot. And I believe this moment calls for grit, resilience, and faith in each other. I believe we must stand up for what’s right. And fix what’s wrong. Today, I’m announcing my candidacy for Governor. youtu.be/SiV3xVkX-kg
- Reposted by Katerrificdo I think Amy Klobuchar is a good candidate for governor? no. do I think she's capable or interested in fighting fascism with the seriousness this moment requires? no. but as a DFLer who knows we need to win the governor's office with a safe candidate am I going to vote for her anyway? also no.
- Reposted by KaterrificAnd now a banger from....a former local radio DJ's newsletter
- Reposted by KaterrificAs a voter, you can make demands without gaming out the politics. Do people know this?
- Never thought “crying at everything” would be an asset but I did just easily pass my vetting call
- Someone like John Thune is going to bide their time and try to emerge from this as the new brand by dusting off “compassionate conservatism” and I need everyone to remember that in this moment of crisis, and in everything leading up to it, these cowards didn’t do shit.
- Reposted by KaterrificWhatever you're* doing within your abilities to resist right now matters. Slacktivism, coordination, mutual aid, observing, just walking around with a whistle, they all matter. Don't forget that everything counts. *Not you amy k, you need to do more.
- Has anyone checked in with this woman? I know there’s a strong chance she’s thrilled but I am curious.
- This is exactly it. ICE chuds are larping some twisted version of manhood. Alex Pretti woke up like that.
- I thought that pivoting from marketing to corporate comms would make me hate my life less but then I see work like this from the biggest names in the game and am ever closer to quitting everything and joining a hermitage
- Reposted by KaterrificWe have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
- Reposted by KaterrificI am confused by the actions of a lot of people during this era because many of them claim to believe in hell - big boy, Event Horizon visions of hell-Hell - and yet they keep putting themselves on satan’s VIP list
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- Reposted by KaterrificIn solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
- KEEP IT
- Reposted by KaterrificShe’s not oblivious. She’s not out of touch. She has evaluated the moment, and this is her choice. May we never forget it.
- Reposted by KaterrificI wish there were a way to make Senator Tralalala I'm At A Hockey Game Isn't That Nice to LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. @amyklobuchar.com
- Reposted by KaterrificJust shared this one Facebook, because I had to get the words out. Sharing here in case its in any way useful to you.
- Reposted by KaterrificI'm at the neighborhood social mixer. I'm at the elementary school parent ICE watch patrol. I'm at the combination neighborhood social mixer ICE watch patrol.
- NO MORE REPORTING FROM RURAL DINERS. If we want to know what racist Fox-pilled dipshits think we can all just go to our uncles' Facebook pages.
- And if you’re considering a run in the future you better believe we’ll be reviewing the record
- I felt wasteful using 8-hour toe warmers for a 30-minute bus stop watch but then I realized I can keep them on at home; I can have a nice thing
- Reposted by KaterrificGood to see approval so high but also I want to say for the hundredth time that what gets covered in the media as "protests" in the Twin Cities is very often "people going about their day and then running to help when they see federal agents trying to kidnap their neighbors"
- Reposted by KaterrificI don’t really know where the whole Wine Mom thing comes from, but maybe let’s retire it if it’s just become a dismissive way to talk about adult women who might have children and sometimes want to enjoy things. That’s. That’s a regular person.
- Reposted by KaterrificThis is what happened in our neighborhood yesterday. ICE snatched a human being off of our streets, roughed them up badly, and then pepper sprayed legal observers as they documented it all. This is a daily occurrence happening all throughout Minnesota right now.
- Reposted by KaterrificVerbal assault or, as it's legally known, "not assault"
- Reposted by KaterrificThe most Minnesotan part is that all the perishable food is on shelves outside
- Tell me you don’t know prominent MN voices on Bluesky without telling me you don’t know prominent MN voices on Bluesky
- Blocked by the quoter.Yes, the campaign attacking this work is clearly mostly inauthentic accounts. These kinds of swarms are common on Twitter. Never experienced it here on Bluesky before. In a time of crisis we all need to do our part. This is what I do, and am proud of our contribution 4/ bsky.app/profile/bass...
- fuck-ass unhelpful email from Tina Smith
- me to my husband for the past 5 years: Hey we really don't have to buy hockey spirit wear every time it's offered for sale me in 2026: Good thing my excessive hockey spirit wear makes me identifiable as a community member when I escort children home from the bus stop on Nazi-watch
- Why is the @startribune.com live blog just reprinting Kristi Noem quotes without fact checking?
- Bottomless cowardice.
- I have tried repeatedly and now must make my peace with the fact that I'm too dumb to join the Minneapolis and St. Paul feed. It is simply not meant to be.
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- If ICE liked my roasts outside my Cub they’re going to LOVE the material I deploy outside my child’s school
- St. Louis Park elementary school parents say agents are "terrorizing" community: Dozens of parents gathered near Aquila Elementary School to protest an increased presence of federal agents near the school in recent weeks. bit.ly/49woyuJ
- Reposted by KaterrificMinnesota Chamber of Commerce when you try to pass paid family leave so workers can stay home with their newborns for a bit: THIS WILL BE THE END OF DEMOCRACY Minnesota Chamber when citizens are getting kidnapped and beaten at their jobs by agents of the Federal Government: [Silence]
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- They will do this and there will also be a push that we honor their service like they're actual fucking vets
- Reposted by KaterrificLeaving my house with the ‘don’t tread on me’ flag on it, putting on my mask and tactical gear, strapping on my weapon, and roaming the cities and towns that didn’t vote for my favorite candidate as an armed anonymous agent of the state kidnapping and shooting people who I don’t like the look of.
- Do not go on LinkedIn today unless you want a completely untethered year-in-review about "thriving on real connection" from that woman you worked with in your 20s who literally had an affair with a VP and has been steadily promoted in the same company ever since
- This was the first year both of my kids have gotten me Christmas gifts that were about me as a real person and not a generic cookie-cutter Mom thing, and that was awesome. And yeah, okay, one of the gifts was a pair of tiny wine bottle earrings that said GIRL DINNER.
- Reposted by Katerrifici was initially kind of skeptical about always using alt text for the very dumb reason that it sometimes means explaining a joke, which i hate to do. then i realized it's actually an opportunity to pepper in additional jokes
- Is it good when your college’s alumni relations program is plugging a lunch and learn called “Uh-Oh, I Just Got Laid Off”
- I was surprised to see my beloved childhood babysitter in an episode of The Lowdown last night and happy to report she's still the prettiest and coolest
- I think of this story all the time; it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my whole life.
- Oligarchs absolutely want news viewership to tank but I take a bit of pleasure in the fact that Weiss isn't in on the joke
- This is the lamest drama possible but it reminds me that since Old National took over the Bremer by my house I’ve been forced to look at their piece of shit logo all the time and I am begging them to spend some of their $14 billion valuation on a graphic designer and brand standards
- Like what is this fucking eyesore
- Reposted by KaterrificCereal costs $11 now.
- Went to Duluth with a peewee hockey team and stayed in an overpriced Hampton Inn but it did have a view. My son didn’t think I was clever for calling the lake “nature’s YouTube.”
- One of my husband's green flags is that his list of top-played songs this year includes Kabin Crew's "The Spark"
- Is everyone getting promoted content from Lockheed Martin on LinkedIn or is it a special (badly targeted) treat for people who work at law firms?
- Reposted by KaterrificSometimes there’s just too much going on in a headline
- Reposted by KaterrificRespectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year. Now you're upset? Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
- what if the Boston Garden monkey and the Dayton's monkey were doing their monkey business in their respective palaces at the same time
- A few years ago I monitored this guy’s tweets as they were kinda related to my job and it was just eye scorching toxicity daily
- A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings. “It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale. This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading: www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
- Reposted by KaterrificICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
- I bought Procreate during lockdown and unforch did not magically become an artist but then today my 9-year-old just knocks this out for funsies 😭😭😭
- A mastermind 🙄: “Campbell had been inside the lodge around the time the fire began and had often made jokes about burning it down. Investigators found that Campbell had searched online for ways to start fires and had found evidence of an accelerant that he had researched where the fire originated.”
- Reposted by Katerrific2 HONEY 2 CRISP
- Hobby Lobby finally became aware that all their cardinal merch was gay male pairs and instead of putting in female cardinals they just kept using males but stopped featuring pairs 🙄 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UD7fHf/
- I am a proud device hoarder but this news actually caused me to look up how old my phone is and it's from 2018 and no longer supported 😬
- Guy at the T-Mobile store last night, completely unprompted; I was waiting patiently: "The reason it's taking so long is that your old phone was so out of date." Sir I will wear that as a badge of honor and outdo myself next time.
- Are the movie exec geniuses aware that there are so so many Oz books? I am required to tell you this as a former resident of Aberdeen, SD, a town with a very Oz-heavy economy.
- I didn't need an additional reason to not buy things from Amazon but I just noticed they removed the ability to view ratings according to stars. You can click on the 1-star link in the graph and it takes you to a page showing... 4- and 5-star reviews. So enshittifying, so disdainful of users.
- And with a feature that THEY TRAINED US to rely on for 20 years.
- hey are you in the mood to go scream in your car in the parking ramp for a while
- Reporter Andy Mannix from the @startribune.com and I have been speaking to women all over the country about allegations of child sexual abuse in the Old Apostolic Lutheran Church. This is the story of how one perpetrator in Minnesota escaped consequences for years: www.propublica.org/article/sexu...
