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Author of Jackpot: How Gambling Conquered Britain.
"Can Gemini help you with this?"
If you want to read Peter Mandelson's full pitch for a job to the billionaire CEO of Glencore, Ivan Glasenberg, it's here.
It'll make you feel better about all the cover letters you've written over the years for jobs you didn't get.
If you want to read Peter Mandelson's full pitch for a job to the billionaire CEO of Glencore, Ivan Glasenberg, it's here.
It'll make you feel better about all the cover letters you've written over the years for jobs you didn't get.
How Peter Mandelson turned to Jeffrey Epstein for advice on "highly paid" roles with companies such as BP and Glencore, beginning with days of Labour being kicked out in 2010.
The cover letter to Glencore makes for a particularly obsequious read.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Mandelson sought Epstein’s help in hunt for lucrative roles at Glencore and BP
Days after Labour’s 2010 defeat former cabinet minister began dogged pursuit of ‘highly paid’ jobs, emails show
At least, it appears, he has re-tooled himself.
We're all familiar with the aphorism about pissing into/out of tents but you've really got to wonder how copious the man's stream was for Labour to have applied it here.
How Peter Mandelson turned to Jeffrey Epstein for advice on "highly paid" roles with companies such as BP and Glencore, beginning with days of Labour being kicked out in 2010.
The cover letter to Glencore makes for a particularly obsequious read.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Mandelson sought Epstein’s help in hunt for lucrative roles at Glencore and BP
Days after Labour’s 2010 defeat former cabinet minister began dogged pursuit of ‘highly paid’ jobs, emails show
This is not a joke: Reform UK says it would re-impose two-child benefit cap for most families to fund £3bn support package for pubs
Roses are red
Florists collect 'em
Me: Well, I suppose I can at least derive joy from either a Spurs win or a Man City win.
*The monkey's paw buried under White Hart Lane clenches*
#thfc #coys“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
Magna Carta is a "powerful symbol of social justice", according to Salisbury Cathedral, which houses one of four surviving copies.
But the CCTV that guards it is provided by a firm whose tech allegedly aids Uyghur genocide and Russia's war effort in Ukraine.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
Alarm raised over Chinese CCTV cameras guarding ‘symbol of democracy’ Magna Carta
Campaigners criticise use of ‘vulnerable’ devices at Salisbury Cathedral and Parthenon despite their removal from sensitive UK government sites
If Yorick's skull isn't just a big cry-laugh emoji, what are they even doing?
This looks...not for me, to be kind.
But it cannot be as bad as the only other play I've seen at the same venue, which was so bad that at one point I whipped my glasses off in anger and nearly shouted: "What are you doing? Stop this!"

Alarm raised over Chinese CCTV cameras guarding ‘symbol of democracy’ Magna Carta
Campaigners criticise use of ‘vulnerable’ devices at Salisbury Cathedral and Parthenon despite their removal from sensitive UK government sites
Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
I'm not prone to exaggeration but this is probably the biggest scoop I've ever been involved in
Mandelson's partner took £10,000 from Epstein to pay for his osteopath course while Mandelson was de facto UK deputy prime minister, according to new files
more to follow
www.ft.com/content/c950...
Jeffrey Epstein sent £10,000 to Mandelson’s husband, emails show
Epstein sent Reinaldo Avila da Silva payment in 2009
I can't get excited about 25 years ago, I'm afraid. Hell, I have boxes I haven't opened since 2001. I'm not about to invite the neighbours around for the reveal of some old cell phones an a dvd player.
I have SOCKS from 2000, ffs.
The proposed increase amounts to six hours of revenue, so industry backlash seems a little overdone. Obviously comes in the context of the tax hike but this is chump change in comparison.
www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...
Whitehall blunder leaks plan for fees raid on furious gambling industry
Documents proposing 30pc increase in licence charges mistakenly published online
(Slightly) interesting aspect of the govt's biz rates relief for pubs is that it applies just to pubs that allow you to buy a drink without eating.
Does that mean that some of those fake SW London pubs that are basically restaurants will now dedicate about a foot of the bar to serving a pint?
Sorry but that's too much to pay for milk, inflation is out of control.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Gold tops $5,000 for first time ever, adding to historic rally
Gold is seen as a so-called safe-haven asset that investors buy in times of uncertainty and low interest rates.
Not even sure that qualifies as a Dad joke. Closer to a granddad joke really.
Stick around for hilarious Goon Show references and some satire about Anthony Eden.
This has reminded me of a killer gag from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue when Humphrey Lyttelton introduces a game called Hitler's Diaries.
"...not to be confused Hitler's Dairies, the popular parlour game where players have to increase their sales of gold top by annexing the Sudetenland."
Nathan Barley first aired 20 years ago.
#marketingprovocateur👇 Come and do my job at Spotlight! It's a fantastic opportunity to work with brilliant people tackling an important issue that affects us all.
#anticorruption @charitycomms.bsky.socialIt's giving Fulham.
#thfc #coysTo be fair, Trump is not the first American to complain about not being able to get a piece of ice in Europe.
Lord Frost-led lobby group masquerading as an economics think tank, the Tufton Street based Institute for Economic Affairs, plunges deep into the red.
@privateeyenews.bsky.socialNot entirely clear why Dortmund are not aware of Tottenham Hotspur's sole method of attack but I'll take it.
#thfc #coys"King Kenny" and Lee Feldman are to appeal, after losing their civil case against the Gambling Commission for breach of privacy.
Both are facing criminal charges of bribery and fraud related to their past roles at Entain, the owner of Ladbrokes and Coral.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Ex-gambling bosses facing UK criminal trial lose civil case against regulator
Kenny Alexander and Lee Feldman ordered to pay Gambling Commission’s costs after claim dismissed
Saw all the fuss about the Afcon final and turned on to see the stupidest penalty in football history. What a moron.
Right, finally made it to the finale of Stranger Things. Here's hoping that every one of these annoying little dweebs gets torn limb from limb.
Give it Jamie Redknapl til the end of the season.
#thfc #coysGive it Totttenham Turfies til the of the season.
#thfc #coys