Tiffany Bond
Relationship mortician, ski mom, lover of machine-washable throw blankets.
No one of consequence.
Somewhere in the Maine mountains.
- They pay less attention to symptoms for female patients? I'm so surprised.
- Beef stew sort of night
- 14 asked me what Kid Rock was famous for, so I played him that song. 14: wait so he is famous for being an old guy who yelled his own nickname a lot? Me: ayup 14: what has he done since then? me: pretended to be poor to get poor people to give him money 14: why would anyone give him money? 🤣🤣🤣
- Someone told me that Zohran loves NYC the way I love Maine and not only do I agree, but I think it makes me much more tolerant of when I don't agree with him on something. It's easy to extend grace to people who genuinely love something the way you love something and want to make it even better.
- I thought Hogan's Heroes had implausibly stupid nazis when I was a kid. We've learned that the bad guys in original show were: 1. Too bright 2. Too funny 3. Too coordinated 4. Not cruel enough Can we at least get the old school Hogan's Heroes nazis if we can't have a functional government?
- Now is an excellent time to get a 10 year IUD.
- It feels like we should get to TP some people's houses and egg their cars again. I know we haven't been able to get away with that stuff since the last millennium, but if they can try to make everyone being fat no matter how skinny they are come back, then unbridled, campy rage should get a moment.
- New office plant corner.
- I'm at the stage of #SkiMom where I am getting sent videos. www.instagram.com/reel/DUOxDQ5...
- I have to be in Portland tomorrow morning so I came down tonight. It's not particularly cold. I'm in a hoodie and birks. Folks are bundled up like they are from Florida. 🤣🤣🤣
