a moist owlet
Ori 🦉 he/him 🦉 28 🦉 autistic, schizoid + plural 🦉 part-time stable diffuser
pro-fic, pro-para, & very NSFW 🔞
- guitarists on youtube have their own version of internet artist tracing drama where they accuse super technically proficient players of miming all of their guitar audio, it's exactly as stupid as it sounds
- like bro it's 2026, this shit is not gonna get you laid either way
- honestly i think this is slightly *more* pathetic than the tracing stuff because there's no plausible deniability where you can dismiss them all as teenagers. these are men in their 30s and 40s.
- sometimes i feel down on myself for not being in a relationship but then i remember women generally believe that sleeping with someone else besides them is grounds for public execution via scaphism
- *pulls up to you on a tricycle* you're fat *rides away*
- apparently at this time there are no death metal/grindcore bands that have written songs about morbid obesity. perhaps the onus is on me to write them
- any given fetish artist—no matter how depraved, unskilled, or straight-up cringe—has contributed more to society than saberspark
- they should invent japanese-to-english translations that don't read like they were written by someone who crashed their motorcycle on the one day they neglected to wear their helmet
- we need to bring back albums having two separate sides. sometimes you've only got time for half an album
- having an auditory processing disorder is cool sometimes because if the lyrics on an album are really bad you can just stop reading them and it's like they don't even exist
- if i ever saved up my hard-earned money for tickets to see a metal band live only for them to play along to their whole ass studio recordings for the entire night, i'd start drafting a class action suit right there in the pit
- i actually kinda like the smell of cigarettes. enjoyed the taste the one time i had one too. shame about the cancer and stuff but i get the appeal