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it's tongue in cheek, danny-elle. queer. amelle is from my ends. podophobe. cetacean enjoyer. mercedes mcqueen, bitch
- i am no top but i know a nice peachy bum when i see one 👀
- bored in the boudoir
- can't wait to be a hot dad type in like 15 years
- explain it like i'm 5!!! you buy things online now and it's like, so much cashback. what does it mean?? oh yeah buy this thing for £30 and you'll get £1 cashback. ok so in other words you're selling me it for £29? i don't understand. just say that 😭 you never used to hear such a thing. few yrs back.
- cashback is when you go in a shop and you get cash out via the till when you buy something instead of using the ATM 🙃
- not being nasty but these 60kg guys who chat me up, i'm not sure it's gonna happen 😭 i'd snap you like a twig. it's not like i want to or anything, it's just physics 🫣
- ordered a new bed frame but it's one of those very low ones that's only 8cm off the floor. people are gonna think i'm one of those bi guys who sleep on a mattress on the floor and wear check print boxers. although counterpoint, when do i ever have anyone in my room? 😂
- good news everyone. i found the extension lead that went missing like a year ago. behind the fridge (no i guess i don't clean behind there too often lmao) clearly someone found it offensive, being in situ. conniving ain't that word! passive aggressive ahh 🤬
- taps you but then doesn't reply..
- saying "sure why the hell not" to everything now...
- need more tattoos 😩👌
