mr cat has sadly passed away ☹️ please send maeve and adam your well wishes!!
asking this knowing full well that the only woman sam talks to on a regular basis is amy and that ben ended a tinder relationship by dressing up as darth vader
They are one apple tall
realizing adam and sam will have to carry double the weight of twink lag the game… sad :(
we lowk gotta get rid of this mf 💔
he tried ❤️
Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God
God: Hey girl so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read fanfiction where Ben gets pregnant by Sam and Adam and then throws an abortion party because being pregnant would ruin his swag.
Me: Ok Listen 🤦♀️
they’re gonna fucking mug him omfg
ben grew a beard and got gayer what a bear
couldve spelled out ass but that would be rude not cunty
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epsiode 5 confirms jet lag is scripted because AINT NO WAY
adam chase saranghae 🫰
i can’t believe they made a whole holiday about season four of jltg
jet lag girls 💕
ah gomen oomf chan
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tibees.comyou are the youngest person EVER
the korean in question:
y’all mind if a couple of white boys speak a little korean tn?
y’all mind if a couple of white boys speak a little korean tn?
ben was gagged
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Sam’s snake is so long omfg
it doesn’t look goo— okay the whole train just shut off 😕
me explaining how zohran mamdani winning is intrinsic to my going on jet lag bc if he doesn’t cuomo is gonna kick ben and adam to jersey city and they’ll be jobless
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sam shares an important message on instagram that i saw and forgot to post 😔
happy five year anniversary to these cuties <3
MY SHAYLASSSSSS
them turning their heads in unison always gets me like those are my golden retrievers omfg
Benjamin Doyle has voted in New York City for NOT Andrew Cuomo!
jet lag the game s14 episode 1 spoilers with no context:
adam… ive failed you :(
jet lag the game s14 episode 1 spoilers with no context:
jet lag south korea spoilers: ben is a cutie 💕
all i’ll say is if toby had to eat him to survive tag all stars i support her wholeheartedly
we about to see team ben brian loose like no jet lag team has ever lost before
Jet Lag The All Stars
#GagOffthey got my man constipated tf upppp omfg
oh you don’t like that… or do you just not like ME
tell me why i thought this was photoshopped omfg
my eat sleep yaoi repeat shirt is going to be one day too late for the jet lag nebula premiere 💔💔💔
Scotty: lol guys i’m crab walking 😆
Sam: If we don’t win I will actually jump in front of a moving shinkansen I’m so serious.
Me (detecting a problematic age gap):
ben endorses Zohran Mamdani on instagram!