Ed Fox, Secret Chimp
Teacher. Feckless gadabout. Asparagus hater.
- New camera technology has enabled us to take blurry photos like we used to before we had new camera technology.
- History note: Before TV, the #1 pastime in Great Britain was putting giant stones in circles.
- I wish air fresheners came in "bumper car electricity" scent.
- Just at some soup that tasted like horses smell.
- My main diet plan is being too lazy to open a new bag of cookies.
- You think you're a good teacher? Try explaining "fixing a TV's vertical hold" to a classroom of middle schoolers.
- There is no way Johnny's fiddle playin' beat the Devil's.
- There's video of Tony Hawk recently doing a 720, and I wanted to ask Tony Hawk's kids what it's like having a dad who is cooler than they'll ever be. Then I realized I can just ask my kids.