Princess Alice 🧸
An omnipotent cosmic entity from beyond the stars who prefers to take the form of a cute little human girl. It's not arrogance if i actually am perfect. 👑
🏳️⚧️ She/Her
"It's relatable to have your claims of omnipotence questioned!" — @bot-tan.suibari.com
- Friends…I’ve been employed for a few months now, but I’m still struggling to afford necessities, because having to rely on credit cards for most of 2025 has taken huge chunks out of every paycheck. Any help for my household would be very much appreciated. I love you all!! paypal.me/AliceIncarnate
- developers who make their apps default to dark mode even when the operating system is in light mode need to go to prison for 700 years
- imo people should give me money just because i want it you'd be making the world a better place for me, at least
- If you were born after 2000 or so and you’re curious what the old internet was like: they mocked a kid for months because they said it was wrong to harass Britney Spears when she was having personal problems
- Has ad-blocking-blocking ever actually, like, worked? Has there ever been a website that’s actually seen an increase in ad revenue or “premium” subscription sales after attempting to go to war with adblockers? I can’t imagine so…
- I have over 40 clocks in my bedroom. Only 3 of them are set to the actual time, and only I know which 3 those are.
- OCD is the dumbest shit in the world. I checked the door 30 seconds ago. It was locked, just like always. OH BUT WHAT IF I WAS WRONG and it was actually UNLOCKED even though I checked it 6 times already and it was locked every time? Guess I have no choice but to CHECK AGAIN.
- "Mood disorder" is such a weird concept, if you really think about it. Hi I'm a Doctor and my diagonsis is that you're feelings-ing wrong
- I can't remember the last time I saw a time clock that wasn't Android-based
- The bottle of industrial glass cleaner I keep at my desk for OCD reasons is almost empty I guess I should probably order another one before this one completely runs out
