Con 🔞
Call me Con || 30+ || TransMasc Butch Lesbian || Wife Guy || NSFW || My joints hurt || Minors DNI 🔞 || All pronouns apply || 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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- Reposted by Con 🔞Not a lot of time to draw these days, but always time for these sillies 😂 A typical day off for Piltover’s Silliest looool #caitvi
- Sometimes you just gotta write some homoerotic fruit eating. #caitvi
- Reposted by Con 🔞i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
- Reposted by Con 🔞Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
- Reposted by Con 🔞are you gonna be a silly billy with me or do i have to kick you off the bridge for being a billy goat gruff
- Al Bundy did not deserve Peg Bundy. She deserved a butch with a motorcycle, a smoking habit, cuffed jeans over docs, and a tight white tee; a butch who worshipped the ground she walked on. Her leopard print pumps could’ve sat on our sofa while I massaged her f- *Giant Cane **Yoinks** Con offstage*
- Why yes, this is entirely inspired by how cute my wife looks when she’s got her leopard print jeans on 😳😳😱😱😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰
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- Reposted by Con 🔞Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time. Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
- Babygirl would’ve been more interesting and compelling if the Younger Hot Masculine Dom was a Short King Butch. In this essay, I will -
- Love having a new tool to help write smut. 😉🥰
- Reposted by Con 🔞#StillFantastic presents #PaintItForward, a CaitVi charity art sale benefiting @ThePCRF . We're launching new + exclusive prints by some of our top fandom artists & ALL profits go to support children in Gaza. Let’s paint a better future together. NEXT: More reveals + preorders!
- Reposted by Con 🔞Can u tell im procrastinating again? The series continues by popular demand hajdhsjjs 💙❤️ #caitvi
- My wife is playing Stardew Valley. She named her farmer Pepper and just named her cat Shishito which is cute as hell. But the game decided there’s an internal cuss word and now the cat is named Sh*****o 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Mike Johnson is the guy you’d get if you took Stephen Colbert & sucked THE JOY & SOUL out and replaced ‘em with self-loathing, unearned sense of entitlement, & that misogynistic soap that had a drop of Whatserface’s bathwater - because it doesn’t do the job & even after use, you probably still stink
- Reposted by Con 🔞Some of my favourite tags from caitvi fics on ao3 (pt 1) ♥️🏷️ #caitvi
- Did y’all know AO3 is down?
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- It ain't hump day yet, but since I'm trying NOT to get raptured (I don't wanna be with all those assholes), have some smut about it. Here's a taste of some upcoming Gladiator!Vi and Patrician'sDaughter!Caitlyn 😉
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- This November, I’m gonna NoirVember it up and share a chapter a week of a BRAND NEW CaitVi 1940s Meet Cute and maybe some other background treats from my big CaitVi Noir AU. Guess I gotta spend October buckling down and finishing a buncha chapters from Byline, Headline, Dateline, Deadline, huh?
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- New Chapter for HootersWaitress!Caitlyn and AbsoluteSimp!Vi Finger Lickin' Good - Chapter 3: Questions, Answers, and Plans The last chapter will be all the smut but that's gonna take some time so enjoy some Kink Negotiation and Banter. archiveofourown.org/works/634038...
- You know who would’ve been a great wonder woman? Nia Vardalos
- Pro asked for pizza. I think my latest homemade pizza pie turned out pretty nice 🧑🍳
- We still doing non artists drawing CaitVi?
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- Today’s fashion inspiration is Benny the Jet Rodriguez.
- Evening retweet. Last chapter before the big finale of this Cait Vi Maddie threesome 😏😏😉😉🥰🥰
- Three’s a Crowd CaitViMaddie threesome rides again. 9/10 chapters. Almost done. Get ready for the Grand Finale 😉😘 archiveofourown.org/works/641537...
- Three’s a Crowd CaitViMaddie threesome rides again. 9/10 chapters. Almost done. Get ready for the Grand Finale 😉😘 archiveofourown.org/works/641537...
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- I’m scrubbing my wife’s lipstick off of her reusable water bottle. While I wistfully look out the window and scrub away, I can’t believe I’m fukkin’ jealous of a water bottle. Guess I gotta ask her to put on her lipstick tonight 😉 Oh. Woe is me. Life is hard. (This is sarcasm)
- As a gender non-conforming transmasc butch, can I just say: I’m so glad trans women found themselves and live in their femininity in the exact ways that I didn’t/couldn’t. Like. It’s such a lovely thing to see folks thrive where I could not. I’m just so happy for you girlies 💖💖
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- Is this a thing: Cait vs Jinx: Death Becomes Her style With Vi as Ernest but with a final happy ending?
- New Melvika oneshot. Gonna be part of a series. The longer CaitVi version of this story (that’s gonna fill in some gaps 😉) will be coming later 😘 archiveofourown.org/works/69073761
- THE SWEETEST TURTLE ANON IS HERE!!!!!!! THE BEST DAY EVER 💖💖💖💖💖 Give them some love in the strawpage!!! 💖💖💖
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- The last voice note is just 33 whole minutes of alternating wolf whistling, “plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplease!!!”, and “AWOOOOOOGAH” noises.
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- Honestly? The whole “you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice” started out as a wholesome joke, but now I see the way AI is fukkin thieving some of y’all’s reading comprehension, I kinda wonder if it was ever really a joke at all.
- I don’t know how to explain it, but she’s a dyke just like me.
- Alright. Chapter 8 of that CaitVi Gladiator/Patrician’s Daughter Omegaverse AU is posted. They’re 🪢 in this one folks. Enjoy your smut. 💖 archiveofourown.org/works/647808...
- Pro and I got absolutely delicious plums from the farmers market yesterday and I legitimately had a nightmare that Vi Arcane William Carlos Williams’d me and I didn’t get to eat any of my sweet and cold plums. I woke up incandescantly furious. But now I’m eating a plum and everything’s okay.
- Sure she’s a sniper, but she had at least three hand to hand combat scenes. Drawn out ones, even. She’d be a great addition to that style and gameplay.
- Caitlyn should absolutely be added to 2KXO for many reasons. But number 1 is because of this sequence: As always gif from arcanegifs.tumblr.com
- Caitlyn should absolutely be added to 2KXO for many reasons. But number 1 is because of this sequence: As always gif from arcanegifs.tumblr.com
- I just know Vi Arcane introduced Caitlyn Kiramman to the magic that is chips in the middle of a sandwich. This tweet brought to you by a “turkey and cheddar with Doritos smushed inside of it” sandwich.
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- Morning retweet! Expect: Caitlyn gets railed 🥵 Vi’s canon enjoyment of delicate cuisine 😋 And An accidental burping contest 🤪🤣
- New Chapter: Title: Venus Victrix - Ch. 7 Rating: 🔞Explicit🔞 Chapter Summary: CaitVi banter and put their private brothel room to good use. 😉 Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/647808...
- New Chapter: Title: Venus Victrix - Ch. 7 Rating: 🔞Explicit🔞 Chapter Summary: CaitVi banter and put their private brothel room to good use. 😉 Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/647808...
- ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️ CaitVi are gonna have a good time 😉🥰🥵
- And afternoon retweet if you missed it! Prepare for Jealous Caitlyn, an argument!, and two visceral looks at Vi’s fantasies 😉
- New Chapter! Title: Venus Victrix - Ch. 6 Rating: 🔞Explicit🔞 (and it’s an omegaverse to be upfront about that sort of thing. ANWAY) Chapter Summary: *”Panic! At the Disco” font* - Arguments! In a Brothel! CaitVi have an argument in a brothel. Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/647808...
