Jeff
I’m aware that I’m the problem
But that doesn’t solve the problem
He/him
- Haven’t been on Bsky all afternoon. Gonna get some chicken breasts on the grill and see what the discourse has been.
- Never told a joke on here.
- Grilling music.
- The Honkers, huh?
- They know what they’re doing here. www.instagram.com/p/DUYeCLcETg...
- I mean, come on….
- There is a local pasta restaurant whose sign has a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs on it. Does said pasta restaurant sell spaghetti and meatballs? Reader, they do not.
- My bad. They sell it in full pan and half pan sizes. So if you need spaghetti for 10 people, they’ll sell it to you.
- Reposted by Jeff
- JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
- Should I get a standing desk?
- Reposted by JeffIf 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL
- I’m just excited to see White Chocolate out there making passes that his teammates 100% will not be ready for.
- I need these dilating eyedrops to wear off already.
- Tryna do payroll like:
- You know the cocktail recipe is gonna be good when the recipe includes: “Stand on a non-flammable floor and have help and suitable fire-fighting equipment nearby.”
- Finally shaved.
- There’s a dog here.
- Reposted by Jeff
- Reposted by JeffFriendly reminder from your local grocery dad, buy the chips and beer for your Super Bowl watching this weekend.
- Made a new little D&D guy.
- Sadly I’ll never get to play him.
- Reposted by JeffTwo tailors in this small town have a gay romance, call that one Pleated Rivalry.
- I’ve never even heard of a Pretoria.
