TBG
I was born the son a lawless man. Internet moron, professionally. Enjoy every sandwich. I’m not very online anymore so let me know if we were pals on the other site. Love most of yall.
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- Look who finally learned to count. Give Kendrick the account password and let’s really make shit Great.
- We’ve had a president die in the tub, has one died on a turlet before? Crapped himself to death is how you obituary!
- Ken for President
- We all post silly shit on social media but I gotta admit it’s fun as hell when you meet an online pal like @jerkwheatery.bsky.social and the first thing they say after dapping you up is “check out my kicks! Thought you’d appreciate them!” @502eire.lol witnessed this majestical moment.
- If Hunter S. Thompson dropped some orange barrel and started acing suckers
- I’m just shocked at how brazen these mfers are.
- We have officially lost it. We can’t claim righteousness while this bullshit is said publicly without receiving a brick to the mouth.
- Meet me in Valhalla for an ass kicking of a snack.
- Reposted by TBGSt. John Center’s new online referral tool allows people in Louisville to alert the housing service provider about encampments or individuals experiencing homelessness who need assistance, as an alternative to contacting police.
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- I’m genuinely curious how many people don’t have sleep apnea. I have a 118lb relative on one and constantly hear friends say “got one because overweight”. I honestly can’t remember sharing a room with any adult that didn’t snore in my life.
- Reposted by TBGReminder for Philly people. Bobby Bradford is about to turn 91 and rarely plays the East Coast. Y'all are incredibly lucky and shouldn't miss this for the world!
- Guess who just scored two tickets for Ghost at the Yum for free.99?
- Reposted by TBGYall should pour as much energy as you do for ‘Love Island’ into finding out who LOVED to go to Epstein’s ISLAND
- I am in constant awe of drummers. Human metronomes. My personal fav is ?love. The other two of my lifetime that jump out are Danny & Carter. Danny is like moonshine. How’s it work? Carter is the Angels Cut off the barrel though. Pure. Raw. Glory.
- When you can see his stripes but recognize he’s clean. Unrelated, DIO is the coolest dude ever and gave us the greatest AM Wake Up & GET IT vibes ever. He also originated the metal horns hand sign 🤘😈🤘
- If I’d been born rich I swear to Christ I’d have no clue wtf Google was, and the last fucking thing I would do is run for office. Buy an uninhabited, island, make it tacky or whatever and host your favorite musicians for private parties for friends who work in some capacity on said island.
- Jfc what a gotdamned loser this man is. Born on third base still stealing home.
- I want to believe the Elmo tweet is fake but I’m watching a crime doc where a YouTuber named turtleboy is commenting about a trial hinging on butt dials. I hate this timeline so fng much.
- Did two brands finish runner up in the 90’s Cold War for marketing like Pepsi and Reebok?
- This is simultaneously false and true.
- Lotta guys in MLB got on the juicy juice to overcome injuries and I can’t think of a scarier dude to have used that excuse in that era more than Jr. Roid Bat Griffey would’ve been a blast but at least nobody hates him.
- Immigrant Song
- Gold Digger. I detest that song.
- Dear Jesus that tiny desk show is perfect. What a day.
- William Gay doesn’t get called for offsides against Rutgers, UofL goes undefeated and the need for a playoff starts simmering. Also Michael Bush doesn’t break his leg in the opener against UK. I have many thoughts about the Petrino 1.0 multiverse.
- Beef cheek at 11:30 on a Friday night because like Dominic Toretto, we don’t have friends. We have family.
- Full story: friend called and said “I fell carrying laundry. I think my elbows fucked up but you would probably know better.” I arrived and applied frozen veggies with Saran Wrap and as I was leaving her partner pulled this treasure chest out of the oven 😍😍😍
- When there’s room for one more slice of raspberry cheesecake
