Adam Dorsey
Writer and video editor. Video games and comedy adjacent. Your lightest-skinned black friend.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
- Shit looks like it's got frog DNA in it.
- Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. bit.ly/4rmRhrK
- Replaying Persona 5 while all the Epstein stuff continues to come out sure is a vibe.
- Been thinking a lot about the business CEOs that are running the studios now and how they aren't even using that power to make their passion projects, because their only passion is number go up.
- If I was the head of a studio, I would be greenlighting the most insane things. Don't trust the B in Apt 23 The Movie. Weird Science TV show sequel series that is no longer a comedy, but now looks at the dangers of AI. Detroiters season 3 with a prestige TV budget.
- TREVOR NOAH JUST SAID MY JOKE
- Lady Gaga, my least favorite Elden Ring boss.
- How many Benson Boones do we need? Why are there so many Jelly Rolls?? I'm so old.
- Can't express the joy I felt when I found out Krysten Ritter isn't a nepo baby.
- Every time there are new Epstein Files released I think this is gonna be the time they get him, the time his name shows up in all those emails, but looks like we're still clear, Waluigi fans.
- Get Sam Richardson a TV show or a movie franchise so he doesn't make gambling commercials, Jesus.
- Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: 1.) Creativity in the 20th Century 2.) Chinese Cinema 3.) Fiction and Non-Fiction 4.) S.O.S. Media (I can't remember what the S.O.S. stood for) 5.) Mediaworks
- I think those are actually all the classes I took in college, because most of them were year long programs. Evergreen!
