HELLO. I am looking for a single ticket to the Super Bowl. I’m willing to pay face for a nosebleed or will gratefully accept a corporate benefactor looking for a Seahawks fan to hang out with. all leads appreciated
Feb 2, 2026 17:57alternately I will graciously accept a $27,000 gift to sit behind the Seahawks bench
Honest question: what is face value for the Super Bowl?
the cheapest are a couple seats with horrible views just under $1000
Sending you our greatest powers to accomplish this!
thank you, I’ll need it
I wish you luck and as little debt incurred as possible
Uh, get me one, please.