Captain Quint
I have come here to make shit photoshops, puns and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum
- @markreel.bsky.social Happy birthday to one of the greatest men I know. Hope it's a good one mate.
- @lafeeverte.bsky.social @oerstonsoells.bsky.social Lunchtime heaven.
- World you please, hold, the God damn hammering now.
- It's Christmas at the Quint's.
- Me: I've dipped my balls in glitter honey. Wife: That's pretty nuts.
- Forboding
- Police: I'm sorry to inform you but your son burned his school to the ground. Parents: Was it arson? Police: Yes, definitely your son.
- 6 Jokers. Who's your favourite? 😂
- Some things you never grow out of. I still feel like Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious when I'm pushing my trolley round Tesco and come to an empty aisle. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
- Haven't been on much as struck down by the dreaded man flu again. Still feel like shit but some traditions need to be kept so I present....
- All together now....
- BMW drivers are the best. 😂
- Off work today for a fun day of Santa shopping. Maybe one or two less beers would have been a good idea last night. Wish me luck. 😂
- Dreamweaver.
- First time on a bus since the start of COVID. #backofthebus
- Thanks to @markreel.bsky.social for Marvel Midnight Suns which kept me up to 3am this morning. Work was a lot of fun today due to it, but at least I'm finished. Christmas market & Garth Marenghi you say. Don't mind if I do.
- Anyone else apologize when they're asked for a lighter and don't have one. It's like saying sorry for not smoking, but I've always done it. 😂
- When I type in an email 'as per my previous email' just assume the 'ya fucking prick' is silent.
- These Mondays Need Terminated
