surfrich3
Life is good (vs the alternative)
Leo
Teacher
beach
sic semper tyrannis
- Reasons to be rough
- Empty contents of can into 1 gallon of water. Stir until dissolved. Chill and Serve. youtube.com/shorts/WNXlf...
- A less rushed version
- Time fries when you’re half-ing bacon It’s twice as fast and you get half as much but it’s twice as good If this makes sense to you, please explain
- There is no “i” in: Between you and me. Between you and me. Between you and me. Between you and me. Between you and me. Between you and me. Between you and me. Between you and me. Between you and me. Between you and me. Between you and me. Between you and me. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
- If you do not follow @elizaorlins.bsky.social you are missing out on a daily analysis of the crisis and a skewering of the tr*mp admin flagrant abuses. youtube.com/shorts/6Ps5t...
- Hey guys, hear me out: Sitting to pee because it will often trigger a satisfying bowel movement. 🤷♂️ (But only try this at home) *not recommended for public restrooms
- Me: I don’t have time to read a book *starts scrolling again
- As a young man, I often confused a capybara with a chupacabra. But now I have been educated
- If you see this, post a character that starts with “G”
