Georgina Sparks Official
Self actualizing princess
Resident princess Metropolitan/Macri
Everyone’s fav fake bisexual of Brooklyn
- Can guillotine Rory Gilmore first?
- Remember when my boyfriend was mad at me for throwing a drink in Gavin McInnes face and saying I am so upset he has a daughter at a Vice party
- Example of *mostly* being right
- Also remember when I told y’all grimes was a snake when she was hanging out at the copycat in like 2012 and everyone said I was being mean….well….
- Anna Karenina was kind of a dumb bitch tbh
- The one ray of light I am clinging onto during the apocalypse is that you can’t automate the job of being a party girlie
- I just woke up angry like “seriously, why tf are the girls yapping outside my window about their boyfriends at this hour” then realized I had rolled onto my remote and it was the SATC girls at brunch
- Everyone’s mental health is so bad between the weather and the country like YES, Netflix, I am still watching sex and the city, stop asking
- I think I like Aiden this time because I am so stressed out lately I am like ok, actually yeah, someone can tell me to stop smoking cigarettes and be a little clingy if they are going to clean my apartment and be really nice to me
- Not to brag but, after months of meaning to buy stocks, the fact I keep most of my money in cash has me feeling pretty cute right now
- Shout out to everyone who told me I am too old to keep my savings in my Barbie Dreamhouse pool so she can swim in it. Praying for you.
- I’m your dream girl’s dream girl
- Chappell Roan going to the gay bar last night for thirty minutes and not tipping any of the queens is so funny
- I slept in a little later than usual but just woke up from a dream my dog was starving to death. When I woke up my dog was sitting by my head staring waiting for her twenty minute late breakfast. Did she just inception my dreams fr.
- TAKE THAT GODDAMN MONEY OMG #whitelotus
- Sincere question, have the men complaining about the male loneliness epidemic tried being nice to a girl?
- Okay it’s not that deep and I’m not like mad but in this political climate maybe let’s not randomly scream bloody murder when you see your friend in the club. Like you can scream but maybe not in the way everyone around is worried there is a gun lol tysm
- This fever is not serving
- I thought the rule was if you have made out with a stranger in the Le Bain hot tub more than once you are immune to illness
- The fact I can’t talk about why I love sailor moon without crying
- Okay I did a test, have been tracking my Instagram story views, and it’s wild how the numbers go up when I don’t post anything political for a few days. The second I posted about Palestine yesterday my views dropped by hundreds. They are definitely shadow banning people for speaking out.
- I realized last night a boy used chat gpt to respond to me when I was upset and I am honestly cackling at the audacity
- I’ve got fancy AI from my tech brother lol nice try
- Any way we are singing Sabrina Carpenter and not caring bc too hot at Macri tonight, 10 pm ❤️
- If god didn’t want the Irish to drink he wouldn’t have invented potatoes
- Or English people
- “While it sounds fun I would not like to get kicked out of the rainforest cafe because I know how you and your situationship will act there” -best friend who promised to take me and he is going
- I’ve already said this but lounging at the door of the club in an evening gown sipping on a cocktail as my friends in other countries are messaging me with marriage proposals so I can get tf out of here is giving so Cabaret dystopia
- Fun St. Patrick’s Day Game Name one time you saw a Catholic Church next to a Walmart, in a strip mall, or with a .tv at the end of the name
- I need a psychoanalysis about how I am like “I feel shy right now, I am going to go hang out in the dark room”
- And I do feel better with this vodka soda all alone on this weird bed tbh
- Mom: what are poppers? Me: mom, I think that’s like a google it yourself situation Mom: i just did, I still don’t understand. Why would anyone take these? Me: god, okay calling you Thanks so much RFK
- When I said I wanted to be Liza Minnelli in Cabaret as a child this is NOT what I meant but here we are lol
- Between the guy who slammed me against the wall and assaulted me, the guy who tried to slit my throat with a hand saw, the Gogo boy who broke in to metro to kill me, and the woman who lit two fires in my vestibule lollll I am like really wondering what I did in a past life that involves doorways
- My mom just yelled at me for calling a police officer a bitch who needs to learn how to do her fucking job but like, we took a vote in the bar and unanimously everyone who witnessed voted that she was a bitch who needs to learn to do her fucking job
- I am so mad about today. Redownloading X to see if Eric Adams wants to meet me in the parking lot outside
- I love keeping X just to say the meanest things I can possibly imagine to the worst people in the world
- Everyday I wake up and choose to be a little freak who romanticizes everything
- I can’t delete the Facebook app because its too fascinating opening it and discovering things like the last group of gays to find out what sniffies is
- Me @ me when I catch myself staring at his hands
- “Your misandry online is funny and I get it babe but like I would be scared of you too” - also walker (who knows I am nice)
- “Stop tweeting, it’s not helping”
- “Molly’s stories are unbelievable, never end, and almost always involve me being inconvenienced” -walker 2025
- Giving up my Scorpio addiction for Lent and it’s really hard talking to new people because it’s like “what do you mean you aren’t obsessed with me in like a very toxic and extremely confusing way?”
- Just remembered lonelygirl15
