Keleigh Hadley
I'm from the 𝑳𝐀nd * Cozy Mystery Crafter 🕵🏾♀️ * Awkward Author📖*
Word Wrangler ✍🏾 * Taco Taster🌮*
I'm quite sure the editing process is my villain origin story.
- Dear Angel of Death, You doing okay up there? Down here? Wherever your office is these days? You're working on your letter D list? Diane, D'Angelo, Dick? There's one PARTICULAR name that starts with D, who wears traffic-cone-orange foundation that we don't want you to miss. Sincerely, Everyone
- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyMy great grandfather was attacked when he tried to vote for the 1st time in 1964. He went got stitches and came back and voted. How could I stay home???
- The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Candy Abominations (Counting down from "bad" to "should be illegal") 10. Sour Patch Kids - Decent if you enjoy having your taste buds assaulted by tiny, acidic gremlins.
- 9. Tootsie Rolls - The cockroach of candy - somehow survives every extinction event and ends up in every bowl. 8. Twizzlers - The devil's dental floss. 7. Brachs - Poor people's candy. When you hate the neighborhood children but still want to participate.
- 6. Dots - A waste of money, sugar, and dental work. Like eating sugared rubber cement. 5. Werther's Original - No. Just no. Grandma's purse is not a Halloween strategy. 4. Good & Plenty - Licorice disguised as something edible. The ultimate Halloween betrayal.
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View full thread1. Candy Corn - The undisputed champion of oral torture. A waxy triangle of sugared sadness that tastes like someone melted a crayon with corn syrup and hatred. Not food. Not even technically matter. Scientists believe it's actually a portal to a dimension of pure disappointment. You're welcome.
- *taps the mike Ahem...You know who didn't have any record-breaking, massive, nationwide, and international No Kings protests while he was in office for eight straight years? President Obama.
- Cancer is a slewfooted, snaggletoothed, pigeon-toed, wall-eyed, slack-jawed, knock-kneed, bow-legged, scrofulous, pox-marked, mangy, spavined, club-footed piece of genetic trash! RIP D'Angelo
- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyIn honor of Indigenous Peoples Day, a map of Tongva villages by Sutimiv-Pa’alat from the website of Julia Louise Bogany, the Tongva elder and educator who passed away in 2021. www.tobevisible.org/tongva-villa... #IndigenousPeoplesDay #Tongvaland
- The Plant Chica is giving away 2000 plants this weekend!
- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyLoving the number of pitches Im seeing! Let's keep it up. #pitblk #writingcommunity
- I ALMOST feel sorry for all the poor Christian Nationalists suffering from religious psychosis who are expecting the rapture tomorrow. The only surprise they are getting is Kimmel.
- Reposted by Keleigh Hadley#Pitblk 2025 has begun!!! Make sure to submit your pitches by Sept 24th at 8pm EST at the link below. We're excited you're participating and can't wait for agents and editors to see! www.pitchpitblk.com/pitblk-submi... #amquerying ##writersky #booksky
- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyBoth of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyMy message to Donald Trump is very simple.
- Consider me a loyal subscriber to any company that uses its power for good. Seeing Netflix hire Stephen Colbert and its co-founder donate to a campaign for redistricting, I'd say my subscription is a small price to pay to support democracy.
- @betoorourke “This is a basketball game where the refs have just stopped calling fouls...the other side is just punching us in the face. We’re looking at the crowd saying ‘isn’t this awful?’ But the other side just keeps punching us…so it’s time to punch back & that is what Gavin Newsom is doing”
- Dearest Jeraldine, my dearly departed uterus, I’m writing to you from the other side, three days post-eviction. How’s the biohazard bin? I hope it’s drafty. Let’s not beat around the bush.
- When the opportunity for our glorious separation via hysterectomy arose this past Tuesday, August 5th, I jumped at the chance. I guess you could call it a conscious uncoupling, except I am 100% conscious of how overjoyed I am that you’re gone.
- I won't say we had good times, because we didn't. I will, however, graciously concede that you successfully housed my three healthy children, so thank you for that one productive phase of your residency.
- Now, I'm looking forward to a future without your baggage. I'm talking white jeans year-round, last-minute vacation plans, a noticeable boost in my budget and a life where my heating pad can finally retire. It's not me, it's definitely you. Good riddance, Your Blissfully Liberated Former Landlord
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- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyIn September 2024, Trump demanded in writing that CBS fire Colbert with his point blank post about the host: “CBS should terminate his contract.” And on Wednesday, CBS did exactly what Trump had demanded from them just nine months earlier. My new article deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-cele...
- Reposted by Keleigh Hadley#Boycott‼️ CBS & Paramount!
- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyI predict that a few of us will be making the “financial decision” to learn everything we can about the business interests of CBS, Paramount and Skydance in order to do everything we can to make sure that not a single dollar of ours goes to them ever again. Integrity matters. #StephenColbert.
- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyNot really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
- I just canceled my @paramountnewsbr.bsky.social Paramount + subscription. I LOVED Elsbeth and Matlock and Watson, but they sent their message to Stephen Colbert and I am sending my message to them.
- INDIANA JONES and the Raiders of the Lost Bitcoin Wallet
- Remember when a parent's primary job was keeping their daughter off the stripper pole, and if that happened, you'd "failed"? Wild how times change. Nowadays, if your kid becomes an ICE agent... well, congratulations, you've officially unlocked the new level of parental failure.
- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyICE is maiming people in LA stop Americans from protecting their neighbors from being black bagged and potentially sent to foreign gulags.
- Kendrick and Drake walked so Elon and Trump could run...(America into the ground)
- TACO? So does this mean trade negotiations will now involve extra hot sauce, or just a lot of mild concessions? Asking for a friend who's hungry for details.
- You CANNOT convince me that contestants on "Pop The Balloon or Find Love" don't develop PTSD rivaling active combat veterans. These poor souls flinch at champagne toasts and flee children's birthday parties like they're evacuation zones.
- Especially if they walked out and instantly heard Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! The real winners? Their therapists' bank accounts. The real losers? Anyone who thought inviting them to a water balloon fight was a good idea.
- Hey you! Yeah, you…the freaks that peddled that “Let’s Go Brandon!” merchandise! If you’re strutting around without a hint of regret or misgivings, congratulations—you've officially reached the level of pure gutter sludge.
- I found it so interesting that all of Diddy's nicknames were used on the court records. I know this isn't possible, but wouldn't it be funny to one day see: United States of America v. Donald J. Trump a/k/a Cheeto Benito a/k/a Trumpoleon a/k/a The Incontinental Divider
- a/k/a Vladdy’s Boy a/k/a Mango Mussolini a/k/a Cheetolini a/k/a The Trump Dump a/k/a Sweet Potato Hitler a/k/a Don Whoreleone a/k/a Tangerine Toddler a/k/a Pumpkin Spiced Stalin a/k/a FOTUS
- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyThree countries in a row have voted against Trump: Canada, Australia, and Vatican City
- Me, as a non-Catholic Christian watching MAGA crumble into dust bunnies reading what Robert Prevost thought about JD Vance and Trump.
- Wow! The 1st American Pope. Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, of Chicago.
- Buckle up folks, we have wars - Ukraine vs Russia, Israel vs Palestine and now we have India vs Pakistan. (Didn't JD Vance just visit India?) The US is in a trade war with everyone.
- Today was a literary high-five at the Los Angeles Sisters in Crime meeting, where I had the absolute pleasure of meeting the fabulous Naomi Hirahara!
- She treated us to an enlightening talk on the art of rewriting—because let’s face it, new writers like me are not always aware of how much rewriting there is in the process of writing.
- Naomi took us on a delightful trip down memory lane, sharing some of the editorial letters she’s received over the last 20 years. Honestly, it was like peeking behind the curtain of her creative journey!
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View full threadFeeling inspired and ready to tackle my own writing challenges, I left the meeting buzzing with ideas. Thank you, Naomi, for being such a brilliant beacon of knowledge!
- Mr. Coogler, I would like a prequel of Sinners showing how Smoke and Stack robbed the Irish and Italian mafia. And then a pre-prequel of the Choctaw Vampire Hunters. That is all. Thank you.
- And as long as we are asking, I would like a full-color coffee table book with backstory on each character, behind-the-scene-pictures, and commentary from director/writer, composer, and cinematographer. Thank you again.
- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyCanadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
- If I send you this pic, please know - I'm not coming.
- I'm going to need Mr. Delroy Lindo to eat some garlic right now because this man hasn't aged. #Sinners
- According to 23&Me the Irish part of me when the beat dropped on Remmick's song. #Sinners
- Reposted by Keleigh HadleyThank you to everyone who showed up, good news, the judge has been released!
- Happy Pub day!
- Happy Release Day to Aime Austin for HIS LAST MISTRESS! a.co/d/a4rJlsz
- "The horse leaned its neck out of its stall, and to add insult to injury, licked Glory's arm. "I swear to God..." said Glory, articulated in a way that sounded like a command, an expletive, and a hex, all at once." What a great line! #Currentlyreading
- I gotta say, the Sinners discourse on Bluesky pales in comparison to what is happening on Threads. My thriends are obsessed as they should be.
