Ms. Andry ⚢☭
She/her, real human being lesbian who enjoys normal human lesbian activities like drink water and heartbeat and woman
Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask.
NO MINORS 🔞
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭seasoning my cast iron dildo
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭the penis, mightier than the sword
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭hey guys
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭you can counterbalance being hot with being kind of annoying and complaining a lot
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭PAGING: MR MUNCULUS. IS THERE A MR HUGH MUNCULUS IN THE BUILDING? YOUR 2003 TOYOTA CAMRY IS ON FIRE IN THE PARKING LOT. THANK YOU MR MUNCULUS
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭i'm always wanting to say shit like "yes sir" and "excellent sir" and "right away sir" that's how you know i'm fully locked in to the butler mindset
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭permission to kill myself, captain?
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭i've got friends in hoe places
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭Now that’s what I call gravy
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭if these are magically whatever they label them as, I'm slamming "+40 woman"
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭Cis Person Discovers Tranny Business, Declares Self an Expert
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭Defying All Expectations, This Trans Woman Sucks at Posting
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭Local Transsexual Infodumps for 7 Hours Straight, Setting a New World Record for Shortest Infodumping Session by a Trans Person
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭found a note from two years ago that said "want a dick/want to touch a dick political alignment chart" and can not remember the context maybe someone will find it useful though
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭Moderators hate that there's teens smoking behind the 7-Eleven. They don't understand that no matter what they do, there will always be teens smoking behind the 7-Eleven. If you fill up the entire store inside and out with solid concrete, teens will rock climb to the top to smoke cigs and dry hump.
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- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭Groundhog Day Meaning xkcd.com/3202/
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭Joaquin Penis
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭BI AUDHD CIS BOY WHO TAKES A FAG HAGS PRIDE IN USING TRANS DISCOURSE WORDS: Timothee Chalamet has Tboy swag and I’m tired of pretending otherwise! LESBIAN CHASER WHOSE LOWKEY MISANDRIST BUT THINKS SHE HAS TO TOLERATE HIM TO BREAK IN NEOPUSSY: that’s period. TRANS WOMAN: u guys see my daikatana64 mod
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭life pro-tip: if somebody comes to you with a problem they've wrestled with for years, simply tell them the first solution that pops into your head. they probably haven't even tried googling it yet
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
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- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
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- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭Can I afford to buy a new bottle of tom ford noir before a bill autopay hits? GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭me inviting over the Tooth Fairy's sister, the Circumcision Leprechaun
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- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭this country will collapse under the weight of its sins and soon the groundhog will be free
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭CIA GUY WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FIRE THE BROWN NOTE LASER AT DONALD TRUMP AND MAKE HIM SHIT HIMSELF: idk it's like no-one even cares CIA GUY WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FIRE THE BROWN NOTE LASER AT DONALD TRUMP AND MAKE HIM SHIT HIMSELF'S WIFE: i'm divorcing you
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- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭brooo dont take too much laxatives man it makes you trip balls dude you're gonna see the shat man
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- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭elon as your crisis comms person who gets paid by the hour let me just say you should please keep saying this shit
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- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable. ME: Huh? EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ? ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down. EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭got you some pain relief beef
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭from: Elon Musk to: jeffrey E subject: "Pedo Party" I heard you were having a le Epic Bacon party on Pedophile Island (Teenage Girls FTW!) If it might behoove you may I please have an invite from: jeffrey E to: Elon Musk subject: "Re: Pedo Party" kill yuorsel
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- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭unspooled all my DNA on the (carpeted) floor and reviewed every bit of it to make sure my ass isnt about to just fall off randomly
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
- Reposted by Ms. Andry ⚢☭i cannot go with you all on this journey i am sorry
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