sam

she/her 🏳️‍🌈 #默读 #光渊 #猎罪图鉴 #致命游戏 #雪迷宫 | p大 enjoyer, 肉包 enthusiast | tsundere liker, gong whisperer | psychological ebola haver | entitled to #dmbj compensation | fix your hearts or die | lunarriviera.carrd.co 🍵
Joined October 2024
  • Gu Yun closed his eyes briefly. “How far along is his condition?” he asked. Chen Qingxu didn’t respond. “Tell me,” Gu Yun said, his voice faint. “No matter how bad it is, I can handle it. So long as I live, regardless of whether he’s mad or witless, I’ll take responsibility for him to the end.” #杀破狼
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  • went full blighty about an hour into the flight and started spontaneously saying "cheers" "ta very much" and "that's brilliant" (for things that aren't brilliant at all, like a flight attendant handing me a paper serviette). also apparently i now say serviette instead of napkin, atavism is occurring
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  • even my questions have gone back to that lilting upward intonation without which they are not recognized as questions. currently on second packet of shortbread biscuits, which i no longer call cookies. fighting off a cold and my "paper" is so bad i should dash my head against a pillar—but i am here!
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  • made it to university via 2 airplanes 3 buses and a train only to basically collapse in a pastry shop, probably inevitable. got to hotel on 4th bus without hurling and am now becoming one with bed recovering while beloved roommate acquires her dinner. there’s a castle? i will see it tomorrow i hope!
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  • it’s funny how i used to tear around time zones on 12+ hour flights, dirt camping in the desert for months every winter, alone in sketchy places not speaking the language, whereas now in my late 50s i have half a dodgy flat white and am like sorry i cannot go on :))) simply leave me here to die :)))
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  • "southern california wants to be western new york"
    • Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already. Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long? Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
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  • gu yun, here seen hungover the morning after drunken makeout, trying to remember and clearly not quite succeeding. "what…what exactly did i do? and WITH WHOM??" you played tonsil hockey with your no-longer-godson you lying liar who lies, now go FIND HIM before you get dragged back to the front #杀破狼
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  • me: ah nice, a little trip away! at least nothing is being delivered danmei publishers, immediately: WE WILL NOW BE SHIPPING HALF A DOZEN EXPENSIVE AND DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN BOOKS TO YOU FROM DISTANT LANDS, ARE YOU READY TO RECEIVE THEM
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  • my tropical-island body is not prepared for scotland, i have been unearthing sweaters i forgot i HAD
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  • zhang xincheng gege collector confirmed
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  • tfw you put on the civil wars' tiny desk concert while you do dishes only to realize that sinners (2025) has capably ruined americana and thus successfully ended the twenty-five year reign of terror by the coens' o brother where art thou (2000), and now i would like to buy ryan coogler all the beers
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  • i've suspected for a while that i am neurospectacular if undiagnosed but just found out about this today and i am shook. my entire life read for filth thank you op (graphics are op's bc she's a genius, i'm using them forever)
    • ADHD-ers usually have an interest-based nervous system. Meaning that a task needs either novelty, urgency, competition or interest for them to be motivated or focused. Learning this and adapting boring, everyday tasks to fit into one of these categories can be life-changing.
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  • i'm literally tabby satan, if it's not shiny or moving or a threat it fails to inspire brain activity
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  • why does checking in online for an international flight feel like a job interview i literally have a reserved seat sam this isn't scary
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  • samantha calm tf down about normal-ass things challenge
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