Barry Lyga
Author. Reader. Recovering comic book geek.
New York Times bestselling author of the I HUNT KILLERS trilogy and the upcoming BRIDEKILLER!
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- Fifteen-year-old Barry literally gasped out loud upon reading this for the first time. Like Agent Albert's monologue in #TwinPeaks, an OUTSTANDING example of a character shift that is shocking and yet completely sensible.
- They should agree to it, get the money, then renege. You know. Like Trump does.
- If Joe Biden had shat himself on national television, Donald Trump would have been calling him "Diaper Joe" in a heartbeat, and MAGA Republicans in Congress would follow suit within days. So, elected Democrats, what is stopping you from mocking this (literal) shitshow of a human being 24/7?
- If you want to give teachers a raise, but "there's no money!", then this is a pretty good compromise. Can't expect the feds to do anything, but states and municipalities should move to strike public school teachers from the tax rolls.
- Don’t threaten me with a good time, Senator Thune.
- If you ever need to be slapped in the face with the incongruous and near-kaleidoscopic nature of English spelling, help a third grader learn their weekly spelling words.
- Loot that drops after defeating me: - Apple Watch - glasses that can never be fully cleaned - Roblox gift cards - random assortment of Raspberry PI boards - Legion of Super-Heroes action figures - copy of REPLAY by Ken Grimwood, well-read
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- OK, this is pretty funny. Now give me my money, Anthropic.