saja 🥀🖤
an attic full of broken toys
- i should have known it was over when i started referring to him as my night job
- if Optimus Prime isn't supposed to be sexy then why build him that bangin bod?
- queen of entropy logging on
- trigger my prey drive so i know it's real
- at least a hundred times a day i wonder if i'm too old to be a luchadora
- you wouldn't like me if i wasn't a smartass
- i bet most dudes would still boink a chick after learning she was a terminator
- but hey even with a low probability: have any of you cats seen John Connor?
- i'm your asian friend who will never ever tell you what your tattoo actually says
- i think as long as you live as a cautionary example you never really die
