Joe
I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I’ve just finished my milk.
- Sky Sports are talking about Bruno Fernandes being a contender for PL Player of the Season. Mad how quickly these journalists get their little dicks out and start wanking as soon as United haven’t been shit for more than a couple of games.
- Kai Havertz with 2 goals since he’s returned to fitness. He’s earning those wages.
- Need to call out that horrendous penalty call. Not sure how you can “win the ball” even if you get a touch on it if Martinelli is still going clean through on goal. That trailing leg is effectively another phase to prevent a clear goal scoring opportunity. Fucking awful, awful refereeing.
- Also while we’re here, Martinelli was brilliant tonight. Worked his hole off.
- Also special mention to Gary Neville tonight. Totally embarrassing commentary. Spent the whole game trying to manifest a Chelsea goal. Rat.
- FOFANA’S CRYING HOOK IT TO MY VEEEEEINSSSS
- Sandro Tonali?


- To dare is to do To dare is to doooooo You wanted to lose it But drew it 2-2
- Waiting for the inevitable Pep performative shenanigans.
- Rodri escaping a blatant red card, is it? Quelle surprise.
- Thomas Frank celebrating like his team could go 6 points clear at the top of the table.