venus 💖
she/they 🏳️🌈 | 26 (MDNI 🔞, age in bio or else‼️) | buff babe in training, local tall gf, cunning linguist, & NSFW scriptwriter | venusthewriter on reddit! | my throne: throne.com/verbaveneris
- me when it's like 10:30pm and she hits me with the "it's time for you to get to bed!" (we both know that i lose about 90% of my cognitive function past 11)
- and i reply with "but what if i wanna hang out with you more??" as if the faculty of language isn't about to leave me (i mostly just wanna keep looking at her sweet face)
- teehee 🥰
- have truly hit i-have-to-laugh-about-it-or-i'll-start-crying levels of dire financial straits... lol 🤪
- loot that drops after defeating me: - dead language dictionary (randomly determined) - weird postmodernist poetry - half-finished sweater - a few days' "rations" (protein bars & cookies of some sort) - uni ball one 0.38mm pen - one (1) canadian toonie launched directly at you, as one final attack
- one of these days i will conquer tofu cooking and that will be maybe the single greatest day of my life
- made some REALLY good noodles for dinner last night... with mediocre tofu 😔
- (gonna re-try the same dish but with a different cooking method cause i'm DETERMINED and also the sauce i made FUCKING RIPPED)
- there are truly ten times more slides than this in the whole thing but let the records show that i will never turn down the opportunity to be a silly lovey dork ☝️🙂↕️❤️
- (not only did she say yes, but she asked why i even included "no" as a possibility teehee 🥹❤️)
- actual footage of me seeing a little baby pump after upper body day today
- in case anyone wants to learn a bit more about what i'm yapping about half the time!!! ask me greek grammatical questions for an enthusiastic explanation and also a kiss on the forehead ☺️
- Because I'm updating them today, I'd like to remind #AncientBluesky that we have *FREELY ACCESSIBLE* Ancient Greek resources at the Open University! 🏺 First, we have a 16 hour free OpenLearn course, which takes you from learning the alphabet to reading simple sentences: www.open.edu/openlearn/hi...
- after periodically struggling and failing for YEARS to french braid my own hair (i LOVE the way my hair looks in twin french braids, my mom used to braid my hair for me when i lived with her) i found out a few days ago that i can do decent dutch braids? which look very similar?? HUGE
- currently on what is maybe my dorkiest little sidequest yet... may share the end result, stay tuned 👀
