Beaver On The Go
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- When I entered this sunflower field, I thought sunflowers were bowing to their new king. My photographer then told me that a sunflower can develop hundreds of seeds, so heavy that their heads bend downward. It’s always a bit sad when Science ruins illusions of grandeur. 😔🌻 #Photography #Dordogne
- La Roque-Gageac is such a famous French village that even NASA named a bright red rock on Mars after it: La Rogue Gageac. ROGUE instead of ROQUE… oops! An homage going rogue… 😏 Proof: science.nasa.gov/blog/sols-30... #Photography #Dordogne
- Let’s do the highly scientific beaver math! 🦫 London: 3.3 tourists per resident New York: 8 tourists per resident Paris: 14 tourists per resident La Roque-Gageac: 80,000 tourists for 430 residents So… 186 tourists per resident! 😱 And 0.0023 beaver plush per resident 😏 #Photography
- In São Miguel Island, you can ascertain that #clouds are drawn by Magritte. You can also ascertain that volcanic rocks grow in the ocean, and that beaver plushes look like they belong in their natural environment here. This is a place where we build our own reality. The real one. #BlueskyArtShow
- Visiting England is not only about London. England’s countryside is marvelous too. The grass is green. The sky is blue. The #clouds fly free. Jeremy Clarkson loses pounds on his farm. But wait! This photo was taken in Buckingham Palace’s backyard. 100% London. Gotcha? 😏 #BlueskyArtShow
- When we saw those weird Azores #clouds, we asked AI tech giants if they made them In Real Life. Grok: 101% Deep State AI–made! Copilot: I swear my master has nothing to do with this. Claude: You might need help. You’re not alone. ChatGPT: I love how funny you always are! Oh my. 👀 #BlueskyArtShow
- Southwest France is actually very dangerous nowadays. Pirate ships can be seen moving upstream along the Dordogne, ready to bring hell to innocent villages. ☹️ Wait… don’t tell me those are tourist boats… That makes the situation even more dangerous. 😨 #BlueskyArtShow #Clouds
