Twin Images
AKA Damon and Jason Pollitt, AKA The Star Bros. Twin cartoonists, comedians, fans of art, music and video game aesthetics, uber-geeks and all around wise guys. Hosts, producers, editors and stars of the Razzle Dazzle Show and other assorted stuff.
- We're going out to lunch today to celebrate our birthday (which was yesterday). Some might say we're already out to lunch.
- Last year, someone here said Disney should "just bring back The Muppet Show!", and I scoffed at the idea, saying they could never just pick up where they left off in 1981. I'm happy to have been proven wrong.
- 'Sup, y'all. A funny thing happened today. My brother and I got older.
- Why do people in other countries think it's cool to ask me what *I'm* doing about Donald Trump? Like I've got a magic wand and I can just wave it and make Orange Anus and his MAGA minions disappear. (more)
- Homie, if I had that kind of power over time and space, I wouldn't be freezing my wrists off in Baltimore, MD right now! Furthermore, I'm black. I didn't create that monster, nor do I support this "white revenge" government, therefore it's NOT my responsibility to fix this mess. (more)
- Go over to Twitter and demand to know what the GOPers who voted for Trump what *they're* doing about this mess, unless you're too afraid to go over there, which I can understand.
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View full threadIf a child is acting up in public, would you go to a random bystander and ask them what *they're* doing about it? No! You'd ask the kid's parents or guardians what *they're* going to do! So go do that and get off my ass!
- Hothead McGee: Did it ever occur to you that no one's making new comedic stuff because Yogi Bear and Bugs Bunny already exist?!?!? Me: No, it hasn't, jackass, because that statement is complete bollocks. (m)
- Following your logic, I could say that there's no need for anyone to make new action, drama and existential horror cartoons because Avatar: TLA, Steven Universe, Helluva/Hazbin and Digital Circus already exist. See, I can do it too.
- I get it, Blowy McStack, your generation hasn't had the prolonged generational exposure to Looney Tunes, Hanna-Barbera, Nicktoons and Cartoon Cartoons, so they're not that big a deal to you, but me and others in my gen and older still love and cherish those toons and that style of storytelling. (m)
- Cliff Notes version: blow it out your ass.
- It's funny watching these stupid clowns tie themselves into pretzel knots just because they can't stand to look at a Puerto Rican for 12 minutes. Kid Rock and a bunch of Chicken McNobodies performing on platforms no one's ever heard of. They should call this gig LoserPalooza.
- Folks: Fan theory =/= Fact. "People say (blank)" is proof of nothing. It's not factual unless someone who works/worked on said show, movie or franchise officially confirms it.
- Trump is shutting down the Kennedy Center for 2 years in order to make some "major renovations". (m)
- The truth is that Dumpster can't book any talent or sell any tickets because no one wants to go near the Center now that it's got his stink all over it. He ran the Kennedy Center like he ran all of his other businesses; into the f*cking ground!
- A strongman doesn't sue comedians for telling jokes. A thin skinned clown does. 🤡
- Also don't forget that this is the same guy who audibly shat himself at a press meeting and cleared out the room within minutes. Your leader, ladies and germs.
- This effed up administration won't acknowledge it, so I will: Happy Black History Month, y'all!
