Bryan Elliott
Loving husband / father / guardian, former Navy nuke, leguminati, big nerd, pro-nuclear progressive. Probably writing code right now.
Formerly `fordiman` on X/threads
- Reposted by Bryan ElliottAmazing how quickly the pretext for invading a city just falls away. The circular justification in Minneapolis is now “we are punishing the city for resisting our punishment.
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- Reposted by Bryan ElliottScoop: Status has obtained the termination letter The Washington Post sent to @karenattiah.bsky.social, in which it informed her that she was being fired for social media posts "about white men." Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/karen-atti...
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- Reposted by Bryan ElliottSo the US tax payers are now being forced to fund domestic terrorism, this can't be the real world!
- Reposted by Bryan ElliottHe gave away our taxpayer dollars to a traitor’s family? Wtf???
- Reposted by Bryan ElliottAn important reminder that measles vaccines save millions of lives every year across the world. The measles vaccine is arguably the most life-saving vaccine in use. Our latest article from @scientificdiscovery.dev and @spoonerf.bsky.social: ourworldindata.org/measles-vacc...
- Reposted by Bryan ElliottOn that Iran point... Maybe show people what Iran was like in the 70s. Extremist bizarre invented religious zealotry destroyed the greatest scientific culture. Women had rights. All the good stuff. But when leaders claim religions, it's all perverse weaponry to enforce their own will on everyone.
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- @marcorubio.bsky.social Can't wait for you to ignore a subpoena regarding Garcia, you criminal piece of shit.
- Reposted by Bryan Elliott@marcorubio.bsky.social Your hypocrisy is astounding. I don't remember you telling House and Senate Republicans to butt out when they followed Trump's lead and interfered with President Biden's foreign policy.
- Reposted by Bryan Elliottthen he should be the first one ordered to court or face contempt charges
- Reposted by Bryan ElliottWhen you admit in front of everyone that you are engaging in a conspiracy to obstruct justice.
- Reposted by Bryan Elliott"Even if Wikipedia’s content was biased (it isn’t), even if every editor was actively trying to push an anti-Israel narrative (they aren’t), that would still be protected by the First Amendment." www.techdirt.com/2025/04/28/g...
- Reposted by Bryan ElliottPhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
- Bookmarklet for formatting to your posts So, e.g: _italic_, *bold*, *_bold-italic_*, /blackletter/, /*bold blackletter*/, /_script_/, /_*bold script*_/, `monospace` becomes: 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤, 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱, 𝙗𝙤𝙡𝙙-𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙘, 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯, 𝖇𝖔𝖑𝖉 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗, 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓅𝓉, 𝓫𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽, 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎 fordi.github.io/back-pocket/...
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- Reposted by Bryan ElliottJust so we’re clear, everybody calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist” or a “gang member” are lying, and they know they’re lying, and they repeat it for purposes of confusing people who don’t follow this stuff closely into accepting what was done to him.
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- Reposted by Bryan ElliottI see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.
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- Reposted by Bryan ElliottIt’s a COUP We have lost Due Process Once legal immigrants are being declared “Dead” ICE with faces covered are stalking Schools and Churches WAKE UP Keep Reposting
- In honor of Easter and Holy Week, I introduced my son to Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
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- Freshly resurrected demon from the 1600's: "No weapon forged can harm me" Belmont descendant: "We don't really 'forge' weapons anymore; you ever seen a machined one?" Demon: "What?" *gunshot noises*
- Stop throwing ads into video I'm already paying once to watch, Amazon, you greedy fucks. It takes me about 2 minutes to do the other thing. At which point, you're not getting ad money, and I'm just a little more inclined to drop Prime altogether.
- Reposted by Bryan ElliottGet deported to a slave prison for complaining
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- Amendment proposal: the President remains immune to most criminal claims, with the exception that, should the SEC find that he knowingly interfered with markets, he can be prosecuted, with the maximum penalty amounting to the demonstrated change in market cap.
- Literally all markets down between 15-20% since his inauguration, 12-15% since the tariff double-down. I hope you enjoyed your 401ks while you had 'em.
- Still down ~7% from inauguration and 5% from the tariff double down, now that Trump's panicked and backed down. Damage is damage.
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- Reposted by Bryan ElliottAll creditors are starting to doubt the creditworthiness of a government headed by a man who has made a career out of welching on his debts.
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- I mean, in fairness, corporate e-mails have been summarily ignored like meaningless, AI-authored drivel for decades. If no one's gonna read them, might as well save all the trouble of writing them.
- // mwoo hah hah. the evil lives in JS now. const fastInverseSquareRoot = (number) => { const f32 = new Float32Array([number]); const i32 = new Uint32Array(f32.buffer); i32[0] = 0x5f3759df - (i32[0] >> 1); f32[0] = f32[0] * (1.5 - (number * 0.5 * f32[0] * f32[0])); return f32[0]; };
- React hooks are hidden state that lock the rendering engine into a single threaded model. Prove me wrong.
- "You're so mature for your age" - you've just misjudged my age. Rather than being a well-centered 20-something, I'm a man-child creeping up on fifty. I don't blame you; the mohawk throws most folks off, and the siggi heritage means I'll age all at once when I run out of olive oil.
- Oh. So the economic domestic abuse is intentional. Well, that's OK then. /s
- This is your daily reminder that Andrew Tate is an angry, miserable person trying to self-soothe by selling his pain and loneliness as wisdom. It's not. If you think that dude is wise, you've got much bigger problems.
- TIL that "viscous fingering" is a science term, and has to do with how fluids are displaced when constrained to a plane, and not that other thing the term evokes.
- So I'd never had macarons before. I picked some up, just to try 'em. Turns out, they're basically cake and icing with a sugar glaze. If you don't know me, I'm physically repulsed by most icings. Has to do with having eaten a gallon tub of buttercream when I was a kid, and deeply regretting it.
- What gets me is that there are folks that actually believe that a man whose entire career has been overpromising and underdelivering is making honest reports on how he's delivering on his promises. He became a billionaire via a legal form of fraud.
- Hey, fun fact: Musk is now using the apparatus of the state to silence his detractors: www.npr.org/2025/03/17/n...
- You know what I enjoy? Bacon. Let's all make some bacon.
- Yo, why didn't it occur to me to set the useless Copilot key to the Compose key earlier?