I did tech support for my non english speaking neighbor today.
I want you to know I tried my best to help, but the solution was to tell him to go to a different website.
Peace and love on planet earth.
#artshare your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct
tbc, I don't mind the idea of service games. I think it's great in theory. Give me money, and I can make updates.
The problem is line goes up, and if you're not exploiting your users, you're running your studio wrong. This permeates the industry to such an evil degree it's considered normal.
"games are expensive. we need to make record profits to simply keep the lights on and give our CEOs and shareholders huge bonuses while our staff struggles to pay rent."
Get out of my face with your boot licking liberal nonsense.
Overwatch is a game that breaks my heart because I good memories playing it, and I see the good intentions ruined by the top down mismanagement of Kotick.
That said, I'm also more or less done with most service games, and I ain't playing this, deadlock, horse game, etc.
They exist to extort money.
If I come to your house and, in the year of our lord 2026, still see harry potter books on your shelves, I should be legally allowed to hit you with them.
I watched Flow yesterday. It was really cool how you helped out all those animals
@yuzupool.bsky.socialI wish DK bonanza was on a console I didn't hate. Tropical Freeze is one of the best games I've ever played, and it kills me that the follow up to Odyssey, (which I can also confidently say is an all time great) is locked away on the switch 2.
Maybe some day...
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
💚💚💚💚💚 Metroid
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
💚💚💚💚💚 Mario
💚💚💚💚🖤 Rhythm Heaven
💚💚💚🖤🖤 WarioWare
💚💚💚💚💚 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚🖤 Kirby
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Pokémon
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
💚💚💚💚🖤 Pikmin
💚💚💚💚🖤 Animal Crossing
💚💚💚💚🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise:
🐸🐸🐸🐸🖤 Earthbound
🛸🛸🛸🖤🖤 Metroid
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄 Mario
🎶🎶🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🧄🧄🧄🖤🖤 WarioWare
🍌🍌🍌🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰 Kirby
⚡⚡⚡⚡🖤 Pokémon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
⚔⚔⚔⚔🖤 Zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
🌼🌼🌼🌼🖤 Pikmin
💰💰🖤🖤🖤 Animal Crossing
🦑🦑🦑🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
