It's me, Syd
syd conklin. (she/he) 32. mean tmasc lesbian, dog nerd, maker of Mush Crush. @adabear or @adabear_art everywhere. Commissions OPEN
- i have netflix for exactly one month bc i wanted to watch kpop demon hunters on the big tv what should i watch before february 27th
- Shit I like: She-ra, Crazy Ex-Gf, Adventure Time, the OCCASIONAL true crime documentary, Knives Out, Better Caul Saul, almost every single mystery/crime show with a cool female protag
- i'll also happily watch any horror film no matter how dogshit if it has a cool monster (blows The Ritual a kiss)
- tw nudity, gore, character death Is it fear? Or the cold that makes you shiver? For anonymous.
- Dog boy use nosings
- seeing him linger and sniff around my shoe shelf was SO so happy to see. This dog defaults to visual stimulation so the fact that he was using his nose to look for the cup is so!!!!!
- Ooh another fun thing that you can't tell I'm doing in this video but I am in fact doing: Strategically planting his fish around the room, his first big search area, to use superstition to my advantage. Trying to install a right-to-left search pattern in da boy
- (a consistent search pattern makes for better coverage of the area when looking for scents)
- friend sent a photo of her new situationship in the group chat and I texted back "I like his face. He's cute like dog, to me." anyway the two of them werein her car when I sent that and the handsfree read it aloud to them
- haha a cop just scared the ever loving pissing shit out of me (im fine, just a horrible coincidence)
- cop car following me thru my neighborhood so i pulled over bc it was freaking me out. he ALSO pulled over and then got out of his car and then got out a GUN (pointed down, finger on barrel) and started moving toward me with urgency but then he kept going past me into the house I stopped in front of
- "I'm Kind but not Nice" MFer it's SO hard to be fucking NICE???
- Hedgehog and I have hung out a few times since our break-up and it's been nice to have them as a friend, but I think I need to formally ban all hangouts on Days-Syd-Takes-Her-Testosterone bc holy fuck i wanna fuck so bad
- anyway if y'all have a good lie i can send in the next two hours to cancel tonight's hang that is not the truthful "my hormones are going bonkers and i am going to maul the first human i see" i AM taking suggestions
- Yo have any of us ever drawn the tootsie pop Mr. Owl taking brutal back shots
- “Pay attention to meeeeee~”
- [mild hyper] "H-how big is this thing supposed to make me grow?" A fullbody for @lewdtoof.bsky.social and @milos-paws.dook.zone ⚽⚽
