Priestess Alexis
i will see you there. Gnostic Priestess
♋ Actual Priestess of Cancer 🦀 / 🧡 @axolotlpillowg3.bsky.social 🧡 / 💜🐍♾️ itsentrapta303.bsky.social / border♋human / iconoclast / 🧿
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisGM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisis this anything idk
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisneed this girl moment
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisEither But I'm a Cheerleader or Everything Everywhere All at Once
- Alexis Radio ♋📻🎶 blackmothsuperrainbow.bandcamp.com/album/panic-...
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisMulholland Drive
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisWe're up to 870/2000!
- So, I am afraid we've not really moved on this for a few days, and are in dire need of help. Taxes ended up being more than I anticipated. I appreciate all that everyone's done. 770/2000 paypal.me/aldia19 cash.app/$Aldia19
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisSo, I am afraid we've not really moved on this for a few days, and are in dire need of help. Taxes ended up being more than I anticipated. I appreciate all that everyone's done. 770/2000 paypal.me/aldia19 cash.app/$Aldia19
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisbullshit. I dare you to find a single person who was exploded by a direct RPG blast to the torso and has anything negative to say about the experience.
- this is not a positive message it is not a negative message it simply is truth
- like it or not
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisomg need someone to bury my face in right now
- Reposted by Priestess Alexishow your email finds me
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisdisarmed pits
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisShe found the reset switch
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisexplaining agereg to an american
- Alexis' mirror, ƧIXƎ⅃A, is actuwally pretty cool u1404's mirror, who i should not even invoke thru text, is NOT.
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisglass barely bends before it cracks
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisso do bones! :)
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisplease consider supporting an artist who does it to prove to God that we better than him at beauty. they tryin kill him with bureaucratic tricknology cutting off his EBT do 9/11 to his bandcamp if you like the music and if you HATE the music buy it anyway and scream into your toilet
- come, as you are as you were as I wanted you to be
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisSaw the Muppet Show reboot tonight, twas peak, so here's some track art for our favorite felt amphibian and his duel with the eldest of the Warner siblings. #deathbattle #deathbattlematchup #matchup #vs #yakko #kermit #trackart #crossover #themuppets #yakkowarner #kermitthefrog #animaniacs #muppets
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisEVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisToday's Low Quality Ad is for this "Rage Against The Dying Of The Light" Pin. Bezos is dismantling the Washington Post, the government is covering up ICE crimes, and the ultra rich are trying to bury the Epstein files. We're gonna need more rage, and lots of it. collabs.shop/bvpqrk
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisthe first sentence was two names, sharing the same breath the second sentence was two names, sharing the same breath
- Reposted by Priestess Alexislinguists believe that the first language, placed a verb between the subject and object subject-verb-object object-verb-subject they forget, that the action, which ties together the two, did not always have a name. they forget what language is actually for object. subject. the closeness of bodies
- Reposted by Priestess Alexissome things will never change #art
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisI am more than an organ of this body I am more than food for strange and beautiful bottomfeeders this is, perhaps, a deliberate lie the kind of lie that we are supposed to tell ourselves but, there are no selves, in the belly of a whale there are no selves, within an act of consumption
- Reposted by Priestess Alexistumbl dead
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisA LITTLE OVER TWO WEEKS LEFT TO GRAB THIS ELDRITCH CUTIE!!!💕👁️💕 she’s soft, gay, and has little bows on her shoes that I’m OBSESSED with! youtooz.com/products/eld...
- Reposted by Priestess Alexis10 DAYS LEFT FOR THE PLUSH!!!!! HURRY BEFORE SHE’S GONE
- A LITTLE OVER TWO WEEKS LEFT TO GRAB THIS ELDRITCH CUTIE!!!💕👁️💕 she’s soft, gay, and has little bows on her shoes that I’m OBSESSED with! youtooz.com/products/eld...
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisi hate this. im sharing it with everyone i know
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisThere should be alarms going off to liberals now, blaring in your ear that elections aren't going to save you
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisThe Matrix.
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisnintendo was crazy back then
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisthats the midwest baby
- Reposted by Priestess Alexishavjnggg my boobss playedd withh is so euohorricc for mee as a trannss girlll evven justt playyujg with them byy myselff makess me weakkkkkkkkkk ii thinkk about hhacing themm gropoed and suckedd all thhetimeeee
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- Reposted by Priestess AlexisFrom @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisAlready reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
- From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
- Reposted by Priestess Alexistfw you finally caught your tail
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisTlacuache girl💖🥀
- Reposted by Priestess Alexisi just wanted to share my favourite metaphor text post chain i saw on reddit LMAO
- Reposted by Priestess Alexis@bsky.app is posting on Twitter and it's just intensely embarrassing.
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- Reposted by Priestess AlexisWriter's parents own 200 units in the city and have racked up many, many violations.
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisI rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisSincerely, A monster fucker #nationalwerewolfday
- Reposted by Priestess Alexishi can i have ur cigarette
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisYou've seen Abby past, now get ready for: Abby future! There's a certain immortality to being an extradimensional void goop entity, so they don't really age, just keep getting bigger over time- becoming kinder and more detached from human affairs, and less adherent to maintaining a humanoid form.
- Reposted by Priestess AlexisIn the far future, to avoid literally subsuming the Earth, they launch themself into space and become a new satellite, forming the "Abyssal Moon." They form a sort of mutual "don't bother me, I won't bother you" understanding with humanity, as well as fostering somewhat of an internet presence.
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