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they/them
i'm my biggest fan
i love to play my bongos in the morning
https://umberdust.bandcamp.com
soundcloud.com/umberdust
ninaprotocol.com/profiles/umberdust
- google tell me how do i stop living for other people
- google play the song jump in the pool by friendly fires and put the bridge on repeat
- google now uber eats me a big sandwich
- had the best chat with an uber driver i've ever had and then when i was leaving i tripped over the seatbelt my headphones fell off and i said "bye love you" to him
- if you get a window seat on a train and spend the entire journey looking at your phone, you are a poison
- like i'm on a train rn and everyone in the window seats are looking down and everyone in the aisle is looking out, maybe i'm just going #ThroughIt right now but it makes me want to punch everything and myself
- why are they called drag queens and not hersonas
- the three wise men guiding my life ...... agriculture, prostitute and crippling alcoholism .....
- if i was in government id wanna be the head of that department
- i always want to connect with people but my brain is so actively against that for me and the endless back&forth between myself and my brain never gets resolved so i just end up seeing the people i'd love to be with living full lives and i feel like i'm just sat in the middle of my brain like this
- okay so i'm 23 now #LivingMyTruth
- 🫧⋆.˚🐠‧₊˚✩🎧 ₊˚🫧⊹♡💿 #music 🫧⋆.˚🐠‧₊˚✩🎧 ₊˚🫧⊹♡💿
- when margaret thatcher died (#LOL) her putrid fetid essence possessed a toby jug into gaining sentience and that's how keir starmer came to be
- yeah i'm fine i just wish it was all different like my hair and my face and my body and my brain and my life and my family and my friends and my past and my future and my name and my thoughts and my feelings and everything that makes me i wish was completely different but other than that i'm fine
- i feel like autumn has arrived TODAY i am feeling the me in my heart crunching leaves underfoot as they yearn for me to listen to snail mail and haley heynderickx and adrianne lenker and dry cleaning and modern baseball and the war on drugs and kitty craft and the beta band and hayden pedigo
- charlie kirk, 2 hours ago, not realising the genie lamp is still in his hand:
- you 🫵 listen 👂🎶🎧 to these songs 👇🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 good songs 👍🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 listen 👂🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 you 🫵
- *the three little piggies doing house tours* piggie 2: dont drop that candle bruh my house is made of straw Ebeneezer scrooge: it's pronounced candelabra
- cows should be called moose because that's what they do
- i bought some incense that was named "nirvana" and it smells EXACTLY like how my friends houses smelled like when i was a child
- GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD i wanna be a drag queen so BAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
- alex winter more like phallic splinter....... YEEEEOOOOWWWWCH!!!!! there's wood in my cock!
- omggggggg i really want some AMBROSIA DEVON CUSTARD!
- seeing this article and being reminded of july this year when indigo de souza directly sent her fans to harass a pitchfork writer for giving a 6.6, slightly-less-than-very-positive review of her dookie ass new album and then made an instagram post praising specifically only the positive reviews
- when i get too high i start to love my favourite drag queens on levels never thought b4... ill be scrolling thru delta works instagram living in a way not thought possible, watching kori king's wet dream lip sync on repeat and gagging more each time, giggling to trixie and katya and bob like nobody
- take a picture by filter... wow what a song... builds like a progressive house song but it has a chorus that sounds like an mbv pop song and has massive bridge with screamed vocals... also the music video is sooo good. also its like 6minute long but i always listen to it twice and frequently THRICE!
- bar italia still one of the best bands ever missus morality and worlds greatest emoter and banks and polly armour and changer and maddington and my little tony and nurse! are all the best songs ever
- i met trevor horn the other day... trevor horny more like! dude was BRICKED up!
- drake after losing his trousers be like i need a one pants
- i feel like shrimp could do anything. i really believe in those guys.
- guys do u think youtube will last 100 years like omg wtfff imagine a video saying 1 century ago
- fuuuuck sakes i just fucking looked a gift horse in the fucking mouth fuuuck man
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- i wish i could taste what americans taste in pies.......
- i have this ROTTEN CUNT coworker who is so pathetically obsessed with AI and he put in our work group chat this morning that he has AI generated an album and will be releasing it on spotify. he shared a link and, obviously, its god awful. blisteringly generic sleep token-core heavy alt rock and 1/
- its kind of making me go crazy cuckoo. why is this shit fucking happening?? why are we so desperate to clog up the art world with these soulless, worthless auditory representations of microplastics. whats the point to anything if the means for self-expression is so gleefully made worthless? 2/
- bear in mind too, this twat constantly AI generates images based off of work inside jokes and sends them to our chat too, he also came in on our christmas jumper day wearing a shirt with AI generated xmas dogshit on it. and now this horseshit. music is art. its an art form. 3/
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View full threadand i know that this shit isn't wholly new or anything but this is the closest to me any of these worthless AI bros have gotten and it makes me feel sick on the inside and disgusted with myself to be even in the same workplace as someone with that rotten of an outlook on music, expression and art.
- changed my bandcamp&soundcloud names to umberdust......... feels like that would be a nice colour....... like a soft warm goldish brownish gold sortof........... much 2 ponder.................
- seeing a man in budgie smugglers gives me the same fight or flight screaming reaction as someone pointing a gun to my head
