DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp
Content Creator, Graphic Designer, Imagination Fabrication type person. Employed somewhere. Animals, Nature, French Fries, Classic Horror Movies and all things Halloween are sacred to me.
Blue. Blue. Blue.
- Reposted by DNA-Five/Commodore SchmidlappHey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
- Reposted by DNA-Five/Commodore SchmidlappHave the Trumpanzees started boycotting Costco yet?
- Oh my
- Save the neck for me, Clark.
- Psychedelic blue smoke filled the air like cotton… “It’s the goth girls what did you in…” said the Caterpillar, aperched his mushroom.
- The Wizard proudly walked away from the Cowardly Lion, stopped in front of me…looked me up and down and said, “I’m sorry, DNA-Five…no one said it would be easy to have such a high libido.”
- Has the insane orange man tweeted his last tweet yet? No? Guess we’ll wait longer.
- Sometimes on Bluesky, you fall down “rabbit holes” of content. I bless the content makers! and the rains down in Africa.
- Waiting’ for da stuffin’ ta cool down. It’s important not to smoke cigars at this point in the holiday preparations. Vaping is perfectly fine, if one minds one’s manners and keeps their hands on the counter within view.
- Nothing like a Disney/ABC show that tries to be “edgy”. 🤮
- Actually I’m using any excuse I can to leave the living room and get away from this terrible show.
- Gotta get the turkey out of the fridge. Good thing I have an engine hoist in the kitchen.
- That’s like the time I got chicken wings from Pizza Hut… Nothing like soft, gummy wings to cap off a night.
- Bad actor in a lawyer show: “Objection, your Honor!” Judge: “Overruled. This show is poorly written and contrived. I’ve read bathroom graffiti that has more depth than this script.”
- Are churros supposed to be soggy?
- Man, there sure are a lot of bad lawyer shows.
- Whenever I see a video that has the words “Wait for it…” I scroll right past it. Don’t tell ME how to spend MY time!
- That was not a good churro.
- It’s good that I started the dishwasher so that we can begin phase 2 of the 5 part Thanksgiving preparations.
- “What the hell are you talking about?”… …is my response to 73.4% of all political posts on Bluesky.
- What the hell are you talking about?
- I started the dishwasher. Just letting you know.
- The last “Show Adult Content” I pressed just now made up for the previous “Show Adult Content” I had previously regretted pressing.
- I regret pressing the “Show Adult Content” on that post.
- Reposted by DNA-Five/Commodore SchmidlappThings online are often not as they appear.
- Be Right Back…I gotta stick this evidence in the computer.
- I won’t apologize for being preoccupied with sex for most of my life. I will apologize to Jen though. Sorry about the whole Tartar sauce/leather pants thing…I was a different person back then.
- I didn’t post that last post… it didn’t test well with my test screening groups in Singapore, Belgium, and Gstaad.
- I ate dinner.
- That third Red Bull is finally kicking in.
- First things first when I arrive at my mother’s house for thanksgiving…Fox News is immediately turned off and positive Christmas movies are played forthwith.
- No, no, Bluesky…I was trying to click on the person that liked my post. I already know who I am.
- When I’m really old, maybe I’ll spend my remaining years as a kangaroo in the outback. No more winter!
- I like kangaroos
- And that classic song from Moana… “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” by Celine Dion.
- I remembered that classic line from Gone with the Wind… “Stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you.”
- Posting on Bluesky in order to stay awake.
- Festivus comes early this year. Prepare your list of grievances soon.
- I did not understand that commercial…or that last political post.
- The Red Helmets are really footballing the Blue Helmets…what a great night for the NBA!
- I WON’T be accused of licking doughnuts and putting them back in the box, dammit!
