🔞Solid Snake's Butt
🌸 Fetishizing Solid Snake's gluteus maximus & fandom discourse talk~
30+ year old
She/Her
Profic/Anti-censorship
Minors & Party-Poopers DNI 🌸
📍NYC
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✨More corny-humor in my fics~ archiveofourown.org/users/Tetrimidion
- I attempted to make a sort-of character ask blog on tumblr to try and get me slowly back into drawing again. I think it is working. slowly. Slow.. It still hurts to draw but at lest this amuses me yandere-ichimatsu.tumblr.com if anyone wants ♡ . #osomatsusan #ichimatsu #blmatsu #ichikara #おそ松さん #一カラ
- I think I'm going to move to using tumblr for a while since I feel like more of the Osomatsu fandom is over there (for better or worse). But it's more so that I MISS doing long write ups about things in one post. tetrimidion.tumblr.com
- Idk if I'll stay there though. Tumblr always gave me a weird feeling bc nothing can actually ever be deleted there :/
- Me with some other trash cosplayers at Japan Village in NYC on Saturday <3 . #Ichimatsu #Osomatsusan #一松 #おそ松さん #Cosplay
- So Japan Village in NYC Halloween event is tomorrow. Guess what I am cosplaying 😇 (lol yes I did sent an email first to ask if a bloody cosplay would be allowed) #IchiKara
- Holy shit... just finished this chapter... total 16,709 words. Don't think I ever wrote a chapter this long, but it was so much fun to write! Proof read and post tomorrow <3
- Oof... my current Loose Ends chapter I'm working on is going on 12k words now 💀
- If any sex jokes in the 4th season weren't allowed of Osomatsu-san, why couldn't we have an ep where Tougou comes back for revenge but Osomatsu absolutely drives him bonkers just by being himself That ep alone could have saved the series MMW Bitches would go bananas for Tougou merch too #おそ松さん
- I am one of those bitches btw. I say that we'd go bananas for the merch with full endearment <3 Tougou ita bags would become a thing.
- Ugh... yeah we know season 3 of Osomatsu-san wasn't as good as 1 & 2, but at least they understood to give Ichimatsu a yandere AU where he went on a slaughtered spree. Not this... They knew he is delicate like a bǫmb. Not delicate like a flower that S4 is making him.
- lol idk if anyone is following me here for my Osomatsu fic stuff, but I updated with a 6,840 word chapter! Had lots of fun writing it <3 archiveofourown.org/works/709904... #osomatsusan #fanfiction
- Reposted by 🔞Solid Snake's ButtGenuinely powerful words to live by.
- So glad I was forced to take that long hiatus & never ended up putting as much of my art/writing here that I could have due to being ill. I'm so tired of this cycle Find somewhere else, then just for this garbage to happen yet again in the future bc gaagaagoogoo creditcard companies & advertisers
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- Omg.... so I spent tonight's writing hours doing NOTHING but writing a song for Karamatsu to sing to Osomatsu when he joins him in the hospital lmao I both hate and love it. Just like Karamatsu. (Lyrics typed out in alt text.) #fic I'm actually rly tired now as this was super hard... ugh
- Omg... I already have a sub on my Last Ends sequel and I just posted the first chapter last night 😭❣️ #fic is here archiveofourown.org/works/709904... Currently writing chapter 2 atm! #Osomatsusan #おそ松さん #Ichimatsu #Karamatsu #IchiKara #BLMatsu #myart
- Shoutout to the girl looking through every row of merch for Buzz Light year stuff in the NYC Midtown Book Off today. That's dedication. Meanwhile, I was looking in every row of merch for muppets and found this bag of them. (Interesting this is a doujin artist bag!) #bookoff
- So far... I think I like the NOHO Book Off the best, then the Brooklyn one. The Midtown one got a lot smaller... they barely had any Osomatsu stuff at all 😭... like almost nothing, and it was basically all Choro Was rly shocked to find this random bag in a bin bc it isn't official merch
- I've officially started writing a second part to Last Ends, 3 years later, and I am SOOOOO pumped about it lmao Ichi and Kara were supposed to be dead at the end in Last Ends, but looks like that has to change now lol (Kaoruko is that side chara in the Sanematsu eps btw!) #fanfiction #osomatsusan
- Some comments were upset they didn't make it in the fic, so hopefully this second part will make them happy if they happen find/read this when I upload it ha... I actually did leave one little line in the fic that would give me the ability to do a second part if I ever chose to too~
- Omg, also... Tougou!! Tougou is going to be in this one a looooooot more hnng I can't wait
- Kind of bummed I killed off Atsushi and Yanagita tho.. Ichi chainsawing through Atsushi and chopping Yana up into pieces and then feeding it to Kara... yeah there's no coming back from that or saving them to be in this second part lol... at least with Ichi and Kara, they just had massive stab wounds
- Since returning to NYC last month, I've gone back to the Brooklyn and NOHO Book Off, and both locations have mostly Osomatsu merch out of any of the other sextuplets. All I'm thinking was... "There was a divorce." Shoutout to whoever sold this bag to the shop though.
- Fine. Maybe I'm over-reacting a little bit about Osomatsu-san season 4, but am I? Am I really?? This should explain it here: Look how fucking ugly these background cats are in season 1. Then notice how background cats are in season 4 lol #osomatsusan #おそ松さん #ihateithere
- Osomatsu-san season 4 is as if Matt & Trey gave up South Park and sent it to someone at Nickelodeon to write/produce for the kids now.
- Yes I am still salty about this. I hate it sm bc it's like the antis in the fandom bitching and whining about how sexual and incestuous it was finally got their wholesome, clean cute-humor anime of them they always wanted... So now here I am bitching and whining lmao
- Osomatsu-san season 4 is suffering from Game Freak's Pokemon treatment: We can put out utter crap and you'll buy it anyway no matter what.
- When I got those comments on my lawyer #Ichimatsu fic saying the humor in it is exactly the same as the show, I rly hope it is season 1 & 2 humor & not the current magical fruit humor Anyway. You should totally read my #fic. Ichi in it is this image all throughout archiveofourown.org/works/41610567
- And God damn, 2 years later I am itching so bad to write a sequel to this fic lmao... even though I kinda wrote myself into a corner Welp here comes yet another WIP as I go back to hibernating now for a while
- I need this Ichimatsu back.
- 10 episodes into Osomatsu-San season 4, and not one fap joke yet.....??? (or did I miss something) Also. Stop. Nerfing. Ichimatsu. omg... this season is awful.... Season 1: GUESS THE DICK!! Season 4: oh no this turnip is hard to pull out of the ground quick better make a chain of ppl to pull it!
- 10 episodes in and no group bully Karamatsu NO PAINFUL SPARKLY KARAMATSU NO """"THEY EYES"""" KARAMATSU!!!???? This feels like rly bad fanfic 😭 At least Ichi did one smile when he thought Kara exploded but.... Where is him going feral on Kara?? No Juicy and 1 baseball instance yet either???
- I'm working on healing, slowly ♡
- I'M BACK IN NYC!! OMG I've missed it so much and love my new apartment in Manhattan 😻 Just being away from gross NJ is already helping me feel a bit better, but still not 100% yet. FINALLY feeling the small spark to write again too! I'll still be MIA for a couple weeks though while I get settled!
- Chiitan!!
- I'm still MIA due to illness, but I managed to actually draw something. Haven't drawn anything since December 😭 But the moment I saw the "face split" scene in Squid Game, I really wanted to do a redraw of it lol #recruiter #thesalesman #squidgame #fanart #myart #오징어게임 #채용담당자
- I'm still MIA due to illness, but I managed to actually draw something. Haven't drawn anything since December 😭 But the moment I saw the "face split" scene in Squid Game, I really wanted to do a redraw of it lol #recruiter #thesalesman #squidgame #fanart #myart #오징어게임 #채용담당자
- Yeah I'm still sick battling a horrible case of SIBO now and can barely function RIP me But just locked all my fics due to the scrape bs going on atm 😭 (I got mine taken ugh)
- I've been quiet not just from being sick and tired (literally), but now bc I've been trying to apartment hunt too. That shit is so draining, and I hate realtors to the core. The fuck I gotta pay someone to open a door for me and can't even type the word "you" out in emails, but instead uses "u".
- jfc and the scams too... it's so funny to see the panic when they realize that you are going to double check them and find out lmao
- Just told my mom how I wish I had more adults in my life that supported my writing when I was child (I had 1 only), and that everyone didn't push me towards doing art instead. She got insulted, saying "But your art is so good!! Always has been" No, it's not. Especially as a child.
- We were just in a town with 3k people who never saw anyone that could paint before. And no one cared to look at my writing except for that 1 person, bc no one could read past a 2ed grade level in our hick town of 3k people.
- Don't get me wrong, I have NO SHAME that I write #fanfiction, but I also have NO TOLERANCE left in me to deal with others' ignorance and assumptions about it and the writers. This trick also works well when you're disabled and get asked, "So what do you do for work?"
- Reposted by 🔞Solid Snake's Buttdude watching someone craft something out of pure love and passion is sooo healing i don’t understand how anyone could ever see that and still want to get rid of The Process
- Nice. Seems fic subs on reddit are now talking about this too... ha.
- Reposted by 🔞Solid Snake's ButtI can't believe we came from having like complex custom MySpace sites where everyone was sharing html to make ur page layout look cool and now ppl can't even use AO3s built in Exclude Filters, much less make a site skin in CSS We're losing recipes
- Ohh... I updated last after a month+ btw if anyone wants :p archiveofourown.org/works/485035... #fanfiction #smashbros
