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- Note: still doing the Statham impression 3 days after seeing Shelter
- Since I was able to get tickets to see Metric this Summer, today’s #NowSpinning on #vinyl is Synthetica by Metric 🤘
- Okay one more Hayley Williams post I would love to see a collab between her and Janelle Monae How fucking weird would that be? [complimentary]
- I feel like Hayley Williams could handle herself at 2am at a Waffle House, but probably wouldn’t have to
- I’m not saying I’m dumb, but I thought biceps grew into triceps then into quadriceps Like Pokémon evolutions
- I really love Hayley Williams, but I am also old I need you to list your damn songs in order in the liner notes so I know what the hell is going on, and please clearly label the sides of the records Anyway, Ego Death at the Bachelorette Party is excellent 🤘
- Guys, I really need this 🙏
- To all American athletes who win an Olympic Gold Medal, may I remind you of the words of the philosopher (and Olympic Gold Medalist) M. Pinoe: #woso
- 35 Days! Just 35 days until the Washington Spirit Home Opener at Audi Field! At this rate I’m showing up like…
