Rachel Shukert
Alice Lastname
- The problem isn’t “all men” or even “most men.” The problem is that most men have no idea what other men are like.
- My big boy who keeps telling me he’s too big to cuddle had a bad dream and has been in bed for the last three hours with his entire body wrapped around me, on the other side, dog is doing the same thing. This isn’t even a Mommy sandwich, this is a full panini press situation
- My politics are very simple. I am against anyone — ANYONE— who hurts or shoots or bombs or starves or detains or kidnaps or rapes or tear gasses or traumatizes children. ANY children.
- Yes, but ordered by whom?
- Don’t threaten me with a a good time!
- It’s both gross and telling that the only person Epstein seemed anxious to impress was Woody Allen
- You must read these
- Many years later, my single grossest/favorite Hollywood interaction was watching Brett Ratner aggressively hit on the receptionist in an agency lobby and Mary Steenburgen was sitting across from me and we rolled our eyes at each other in shared disgust
- Somewhere out there some MAGA grandma is convinced Trump and Melania met, like, at church
- Why would Bill Gates need Jeffrey Epstein to get him antibiotics? Does he not have health insurance?
