I’ll say this for crypto: it had a lot of genuine, organic enthusiasts, no matter how much I disagreed with them. Every AI ad is just a C-suite begging me to spend $200/month before J.P. Morgan wises up.
My all-time favorite is the Salesforce one where Matthew McConaughey says AI could’ve stopped a restaurant from seating him outdoors during a rainstorm. The fakest, least likely problem to solve in the history of human commerce.
Really it's more like the kind of problem only an AI could cause
Feb 2, 2026 21:24
