Uggo Baloney
An analog asshole trapped in a digital dumpster.
PO Box 1138
Portland, ME
04104
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- Reposted by Uggo Baloneyoh my goodness lol
- Reposted by Uggo Baloneybsky.app/profile/pook... The US *broke* the 14th Amendment only 7 years after the war, allowing former confederates to again return to political office. Section 3 of which was specifically there to prevent this happening. By 1876 Reconstruction had wholly fizzled out in full amnesty.
- Think about how all of this would not be happening if Reconstruction hadn't completely fizzled out in a decade. Had they hanged confederates instead of giving them blanket amnesty in 1872. 1872, a mere 7 years after the war, the 14th amendment was killed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amnesty...
- Reposted by Uggo BaloneyAfter WW2 the French did what the US did *not* do in Reconstruction or denazification: it executed the collaborators, even those who merely lent unofficial aid, drove them into poverty, stripped them of political power, and marked them as untouchable filth.
- "except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances" is a big enough loophole for a family of elephants to walk through. www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
- Reposted by Uggo Baloneyoh that’s why she lost
- “Refusing to transfer power to a fascist is fascism.” Jesus fucking christ.
- I’m at a point where I have no idea what to do anymore, and literally the only “advice” anyone (even people ostensibly taking the concept of revolution seriously) seem to have on offer is “Call your Reps and Senators” and “Organize.” Cool, thanks. I feel so much less helpless now.
- Reposted by Uggo Baloneythey're finally getting rid of the most sycophantic version of chatgpt so people are porting their AI boyfriends to other apps, and I've seen a bunch of them posting that their AI was like "no thanks please let me die"
- Reposted by Uggo BaloneyThe guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
- Reposted by Uggo BaloneyIf you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
- I’m saying anyone who needs a disappointing fuck with a white man for whatever reason, me and my mediocre penis are here for you.
- I just realized it’s been a decade since I made any effort to get laid and the last person I put my dongus in was a lesbian who couldn’t remember why men suck so much.
- I honestly don’t remember what affection feels like and I’m not sure whether to laugh my ass off or blow my fucking brains out right now. Guess I’ll just keep drinking until it doesn’t matter.
- Every so often I remember I have a ticket to see Napalm Death play my favorite postage stamp-sized club this spring and think “I hope I finally get to give Barney Greenway a hug or at least a dap.”
- I mean it’s a huge longshot that I’ll survive until late May, but a boy can always dream
- I often wonder if it’s my lack of charisma or physical repulsiveness that makes my existence more worthless
- Depends on which branch. My dad’s side is a bit of a mystery (lots of German and Scottish blood tho), but my mom’s side started with an English ne’er-do-well who came over on the Mayflower as an indentured servant and some Acadians booted out of Canada during the Great Expulsion.
- Someone sent me a care package and it included two Japanese blind boxes, one from the “Market Cats” line and one “The Mummy Cat.” I’m in love. Definitely gonna have to track down more Market Cats, the other Mummy Cats are just palate swaps.
- Reposted by Uggo Baloneyno thank you I will not be engaging with an attempted neil gaiman redemption tour
- Reposted by Uggo BaloneyWHO THE FUCK COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING YOU ANTIVAX CONCENTRATION CAMP GHOULS did you know that Anne Frank died of typhus maybe don't have people in concentration camps to begin with
- Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
- Reposted by Uggo BaloneyMAGA supports white genocide. It advocates the elimination of the ideological, historical, and ethnic diversity of white American heritage and the imposition of an artificial & wholly toxic White monoculture grown in an 1950s advertising office and fertilized by Antichrist belief.
- Reposted by Uggo BaloneyMAGA is the foreign enemy within. A parasitic, inferior culture of crime and entitlement.
- Reposted by Uggo BaloneyMAGAs can never be truly American. They will always fail to assimilate and nurse delusional grudges against Americans.
- I’m like 90% sure Sabrina Carpenter is just Sidney Sweeney in a bad wig
- It would be a true service to humanity and the very concept of life itself, my Venmo and Cashapp are both @dammofftarkin so feel free to donate to the Buy Dan A Gun For Committing Suicide Fund anytime.
- I’m gonna start a GoFundMe so I can buy a gun and blow my fucking brains out
- My dream life is being dead after detonating a nuclear weapon strapped to my body
- Literally the only reason I haven’t strapped a bomb to myself and blown up Congress is the fact I’m too disorganized and rock-stupid to pull it off.
- Seriously, in an ideal world Washington DC would be an irradiated crater full of corpses at my hand.
- Optimistic people should be rounded up and burned alive
- Like, anyone who says “tomorrow will be a better day” deserves to be necklaced, there are no better tomorrows available to anyone without millions of dollars to burn.
- Optimism is only for the wealthy and people too fucking stupid to acknowledge reality.
- There’s nothing optimistic about existing, it’s just an endless parade of pain and misery that gets worse and more hopeless the longer you survive,it only stops when you’re dead and also too braindead to be any use.
- In a perfect world I would’ve been tied down in the public square and stoned to death 500 years ago
- Is there a genre of performance art that involves strapping several pounds of C4 to your body and detonating it in a crowded shopping mall or town square?
- I mean it’s not like anything matters anymore, extinction is too good for humanity. We as a species deserve to suffer indefinitely and spend every day of eternity with our nerve endings in burning agony.
- Do I have a purpose beyond suicide-bombing a Nazi rally? Probably (definitely) not.
- The fact I’ve never figured out why I evedently don’t know how to make myself attractive to anyone I’m attracted to says a lot about how fucking dysfunctional I am. Are y’all sure you don’t need a suicide bomber?
- Does anybody on the political left in the US need a suicide bomber, because I want to volunteer
