Birdhouse Bryan 🏳️⚧️
This machine kills fascists.
It also retweets birds and is obsessed with Sonic and videogames.
29 y/o he/him silly gamer bird
- I'm literally speechless. This is so fucking petty.
- In case anyone was confused why Nintendo has been fucking crazy for the last several years
- Playing GTA3, Burnout Revenge, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Sly Cooper, and Destroy All Humans interchangeably on PS2. Damn, we ate fucking GOOD in the early 2000s.
- Normalize brutalizing the rich again
- I love how every single aspect of Grand Theft Auto 3 serves the primary mechanic of driving. GTA3 is foundationally a driving game. It's Driver but you can get out of the car and have guns. And the game KNOWS how much you want to drive in this city and does everything it can to make it fun.
- The missions you go on are MOSTLY about driving. Sometimes the rules get shaken up. Drive here quickly. Drive here being chased by cops. Pick up x amount of items while driving and take them to this destination. Follow this trail of items while driving quickly.
- Even the side content is about driving. Taxis, ambulances, cop cars, AND firetrucks EACH have their own take on what is essentially GTA's own version of Crazy Taxi. Y'know. A game about driving. And the side content is not pointless, you can make BANK while learning routes for the main story.
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View full threadI actually really miss how simple open world games like this used to be. Now GTA feels like a chore to play. It lost the zaniness and the explorative nature. Everything has to be realistic and have its place. Which is certainly a fair design philosophy, but it's a lot less fun.
- I miss Luigi Mangione...
- Wait so like Q Anon was right about the country being run by a satanic cannibalistic billionaire cult? But the accusations came from inside said cult? How fuckin bold, man
- Been feeling manically furious at random shit I should be brushing off all day. Realized it's February. I hate February.
