savannah loves… mifepristone!
She/her. Silmarillion studier, neuroscience student.
- Fruit snacks are the loot boxes of real life.
- Customs enforcement should be 95% asking old ladies if they have live plants in that suspiciously leafy tote bag and then having to (politely) check anyway.
- They need to invent teleportation technology just so babies can be Nightcrawler-blinked directly from your lap into their crib.
- baby laying completely flat in your lap, not even a hand on their little head: i sleep baby when you try to put them down in the same position in their cot: heard we were screaming here?
