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- Reposted by goaliejd“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
- Reposted by goaliejdThe correct way to act when someone sneezes. First sneeze - Bless you. Second sneeze - Bless you! Third sneeze - Blimey! Bless you! [small awkward laugh] Fourth sneeze - OK, JUST BLOODY WELL PACK IT IN NOW AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU GERMY BASTARD.
- Reposted by goaliejdFinding out you're eight weeks pregnant when your husband has been working away for three months.
