Zack
Seattle sports and the Cougs for better or worse, video games, horror, geek shit, tomfoolery. Part-time Swiftie because my wife said so. Fuck Trump & ICE. No Kings.
- My wife and I usually avoid eating dinner while watching The Pitt but tonight it happened and I said what if it’s a poop episode and surprise, poop episode!
- Yeah, one of those big time seizures, a Darth Maul seizure.
- The bottle of my Vitamin D supplement: “These should be used with a healthy diet and exercise program”

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- Drinking my night tea like the sick little meatball I am
- Reposted by ZackHeading into Valentines Day like:
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- Chris Pratt is gross. God dammit, Seahawks.
- Reposted by ZackIf you can't set up a Wi-Fi router, you shouldn't be able to run for public office.
- I should probably take DayQuil, fighter of the NyQuil.
- Reposted by ZackLouie the cat has made his selection. Louie seems quite smart.
- The reporter asking this knee slapping and relatable question

- As I’ve said, the 49ers are far too Caucasian for their own good.
- M’s fixing to have a Donovan Solano or Jose Vidro at DH again.
- ✨Emergency poops in the most decrepit and disgusting public bathroom ✨
- I’m talking Law & Order SVU levels of bad. Poop rags on top of the trash can, poop smears on the seat, poop on the floor, reeked of poop. Fucking heinous.
- Catherine O’Hara dying before literally anyone in this useless sack of shit Trump administration shows that there is no god. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
- Reposted by ZackI love our neighborhood.
- Reposted by ZackWe are live! 25 Seahawks/Seattle sports items that I have collected over the years are up for grabs, with every cent going to @abortionfunds.bsky.social :) Seahawks fans, let's show 'em how much we love reproductive rights! Tell a friend to tell a friend... www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?s...
- Interesting theory and Kraft/the Patriots have zero benefit of the doubt sports.mynorthwest.com/nfl/seattle-...
- They can be insufferable together pagesix.com/2026/01/31/c...
- Who flagged THAT for “nudity”, Mother Teresa?

- Reposted by ZackThe good news is the Seahawks are going to cost a LOT of money, and since anyone with that kind of cash is guaranteed to be extremely smart (otherwise they wouldn’t be rich) everything should be fine
- Brittany and I have been watching the series “Vice Principals” and just today learned that the actress who played Dr. Belinda Brown died just last year at only 52. We have really been liking her character and apparently that was her breakout role 😔
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- Wasn’t there something about Woolly Mammoth or Sabertooth Tiger bones? Nevermind, go Hawks!
- Reposted by ZackMacaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
- Reposted by ZackCatherine O’Hara was an absolute treasure and I loved all her roles

- Fuck today, I loved her so much literally any time she was in something😭

- Catherine O’Hara of Beetlejuice and Schitt’s Creek has died at age 71. RIP to one of the all-time greatest women in comedy. people.com/catherine-oh...
- This app is still missing some core stuff but at least they fixed the messed up algorithm stuff
- Kam Chancellor scrambled his brain sadly
- Sore af after a flu shot & Covid shot but my wife made me lunch and a hot bath because she’s the GOAT 🐐
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- We could have done without the USA patches, just saying 🤷🏻♂️
- Reposted by ZackAnd use our money to terrorize communities and hurt our neighbors!
- Reposted by ZackDo you think Bovino and Noem text each other pictures of their Gestapo OOTD? Their costumes are weird they are obviously putting a lot of work into their look which is pretty scary yet also pathetic.
- Reposted by ZackThis whole administration is lazy cosplay
- Impeach the cosplay queen! She is unfit to serve and promoting lies & violence against the American people!
- Reposted by Zackthey're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
- Reposted by Zackmarshawn lynch having to run behind tom cable offensive lines:
- Has anyone checked Nicki Minaj for severe brain damage?
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- Reposted by ZackStreet art memorializing Alex Pretti in Seattle. Per r/Seattle, it was painted on a building facing Swedish Hospital in the First Hill neighborhood www.reddit.com/r/nursing/co...
- Insufferable shits