Greazy Wil
Grammy award winning idiot.
- Refried beans are basically mashed potato beans. If that helps
- I hate compilation porn because it just makes me realize how much porn I’ve seen in my life
- 10:30 is far too early to stop serving breakfast.
- There is only one thing worse than Lee Greenwood’s proud to be an American song and that is some asshole singing it loudly and out of tune
- The worst feeling in the world is being shot multiple times and feeling the misshapen metal rip its way thru my body. The second worst is meeting someone’s dad while on cocaine
- The greatest part of being a musician is I can say “I had cocaine for breakfast” and no one even bats an eye.
- I don’t do drugs because they’re cool, I do drugs because I’m cool
- If you brought someone from 1950 to today and showed them porn on the internet their head would explode
- Country music used to be punk. It used to be “fuck the man.” Now it’s just about “how deep can I get the man into my throat?” Bootlicking sellouts. Long live the outlaws.
- I STG the boomer generation sucks soooo bad. Can you even imagine having a mid life crisis that wasn’t about how I can’t afford a house at 40+?
- I know it’s a little late but I’m really trying to get fired off this job so I’m just gonna keep posting the most offensive Charlie Kirk material I can think of.
- Charlie Kirk faked his death to escape to South America with his gay black lover. I have proof
- Been locked out of my blue sky account for like 2 months but I had to get it sorted out so I have a place to post my unhinged thoughts
- Elongated Muskrat and dumpy pants taco boy are beefing and I haven’t been this happy about a feud since my parents decided we’re having two Christmases
- If my girlfriend ever asked me for a threesome I would assume it was just part of an elaborate plan to let her murder me and get away with it
- I didn’t know what quinoa was so I looked it up. Still don’t know.
- Every time I start to believe someone’s theories on a subject I immediately think of all the times I have spoken with confidence and authority about a subject despite having absolutely no idea what I’m talking about and that’s why I’m a skeptic
- High tolerance levels to drugs and alcohol isn’t cool, it’s a fucking curse. My gf gets lit off a half shot of vodka. I would do anything to have that super power
- Meanwhile, I’m just over here wondering how Bane was the bad guy after stealing a billionaire’s money and putting all the rich assholes on trial and then sentencing them to death
- Drugs are only cool when you do them. Otherwise they’re just evidence.
- I’m 100% sure I’m cool because my credit card will make your tongue numb
- Sometimes I get drunk for just like no reason at all.
- How many times a month can you eat questionable meats? Asking for a friend.
- Whoever called me at 4:30 am and interrupted my dream of smoking a joint with Paul McCartney and Jason Momoa can eat a bag of Richards
- It’s like I always say, you can’t put the ketamine back in the bag.
- I hate when I lose drugs because did I really lose them or did I just lose track of how much I did?
- Check my YouTube channel for the full video. Violet Lux is such a talented artist and we have a full album coming this spring. Until then, enjoy this Radiohead cover
- In the music industry, if I see you go to the bathroom more than 3 times during a session I assume you are on heroin.
- I’m 50% done with a 4 part reverse Behind the Bastards script. It’s taken me almost 2 months to get this far but it’s sooo worth it.
- As my feed just slowly shifts from political left conversation to weed jokes.
- Weed is so funny man. Like a dozen times in the last hour I’ve thought I was the smartest person who ever lived only to be shown minutes later that I am, in fact, a complete and total fucking moron.
- It’s so sad to me that after Columbine there were dozens of copycat crimes, but so far only one Luigi.
- I’m so grateful for weed erasing my memory. You know how many movies I get to watch again for the first time?
- One of my favorite games to play in LA is “Bluetooth or Crazy” where I try to guess whether this person is on the phone with someone they don’t like or if they’re about to stab me.
- Look I’m not saying to do it every day, but sometimes you gotta just buy the 30 pack of chocolate puddings and eat all 30 of those bitches in one sitting