Void Destroyer
Musician
He/Him
PDX
Planning my own obsolescence
- I have two 15 foot skeletons that I can see from my house right now. Life is good.
- Oops, I smoked too much weed again. Better luck next time 🤞
- GI obstruction, huh? Gee, I’d also like to know what’s up your ass.
- There are quite a few things that are funny about peace, love and understanding, actually.
- Prediction: within the next ten years someone will become a millionaire after inventing a banana opener. That’s just where we’re at.
- Explaining to my boss that pretending to work hard actually IS hard work
- So wait, you’re good friends with Jeremiah’s frog too?
- Jeremiah IS the frog. Go back to sleep, dumbass.
- I’d kinda rather you DID mince your words, actually.
- Finding out that Elon begged to go to Pedo Island is extra funny knowing that he threw Trump under the bus on that one. People still think he’s a genius lol
- Child’s Play fucking sucks.
