MacCrocodile
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- Reposted by MacCrocodileDOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look
- Reposted by MacCrocodilejeffrey epstein is the kevin bacon of Horrible People Who Somehow Control The World
- Reposted by MacCrocodileI don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
- Reposted by MacCrocodileomg they did the thing
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- Reposted by MacCrocodileLil' comic about hope and longing 💗
- Reposted by MacCrocodileim getting disturbing reports that donald trump is doing exactly what he said he would and the results are exactly as disastrous as everyone said they would be
- Reposted by MacCrocodileCow Tools! We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years. We breed them and exploit them It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS Here I describe our study (paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social with @auersperga.bsky.social
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- Reposted by MacCrocodiletypical ai use case
- Reposted by MacCrocodileRemember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
- Reposted by MacCrocodileImportant context to "more/better training" arguments: the murder of Renée Good was a product of that training by someone who has trained others. (I've seen same in civil rights cases; by moving where he did, he was intentionally generating a pretext to shoot her without genuine risk to himself.)
- Reposted by MacCrocodileNot, like, next month. He murdered a guy on video. We know his face. Arrest him today.
- Reposted by MacCrocodilelosing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
- Reposted by MacCrocodileif you want democrat electeds to take republican threats against their lives seriously, you have to trick them into thinking said republicans are wearing keffiyehs. then they'll have the national guard on speed dial
- Reposted by MacCrocodileNot even the prompts. If you are a Twitter user in the UK and Twitter sticks a Grok CSAM image in your feed for WHATEVER reason, well congrats your device just downloaded child porn. And you are legally responsible for that.

- Reposted by MacCrocodile"People in Venezuela are celebrating, though!" I don't care. People in the US celebrated Trump being elected. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
- Worse than useless.
- Reposted by MacCrocodilefrom someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
- For other people, this might be good. For me, this means I’m screaming and vomiting all year.
- Reposted by MacCrocodileI know Ryan Murphy is somewhere out there furiously searching for a serial killer Connor Storrie can play since Dahmer’s been done already
- “You have beautiful teeth. You know, I’d trade teeth with you if I could.” —my dentist, on more than one occasion, his hands in my mouth.
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- How the hell is this the single most popular thing I’ve ever done. I’m reconsidering every choice I’ve ever made.
- @vicmmic.bsky.social Parking lot chickens in Hawaii.