Michael Internet Unofficial
- Do one bicep curl today, then two tomorrow, then four the day after that, and so on, doubling the amount of the day before. In 64 days you will have done 18 quintillion #fitness #bodybuilding #weightlifting
- I believe people in the 2010s posting those obviously fake "everyone clapped" genre of stories as truth is why we live in an age of unrelenting misinformation today my point is that I was right to constantly call them dumb and fake whenever I saw them, reply with eyeroll emojis etc
- People say "this character is such a good depiction of PTSD" and it's a character with less subtlety than the Tasmanian Devil
- why did we let redditers convince us "characters have a dance party at the end credits" is bad, it should come back for cartoons and they should do it for live action movies too
- Heard there was an anti-king protest recently but don't worry, I'm safe 💪👑
- Well-versed in the healing power of laughter but also the forbidden killing power of laughter
- Fantasy writing communities the last 15 years: "It's okay if your writing is generic and riddled with cliches because it's actually impossible to have a new idea. There's nothing new under the sun" The same communities today: "I showed someone my writing and they thought it was written by AI :( "
- My thoughts are "this post sucks"
- walk as if each step is high-fiving the earth with your foot
- making a fortune doing "index finger mustache tattoo" removal
- When the "how often do men think about the roman empire" thing was going around I didn't really get it because my answer was apparently less than the average, but if it was about how often do I think about the paleolithic caveman era then the answer is literally daily
- thinking of getting really into "hang loose 🤙"
- "I don't see race" -guy who got bad seats at the racetrack
- Reposted by Michael Internet UnofficialChunky Salsa has gotten very sick. He's been in the hospital overnight three times (for a total of about 9 days, iirc). We're in deep and need help to continue care. Anything helps, including sharing. gofund.me/e5593e33
- Carry wood, chop water
- It's kind of a balance issue that bears are so fast in addition to being so strong
- Michael-coded characters: -Superman -Roger Rabbit -Jake the Dog -Purple Pikmin
- Miss Meep Coded Characters (a few of many). - Chili Heeler/Mum (Bluey) - Eclipse/Daycare Attendant (FNAF) - Princess Zelda (OoT) - Thumbelina #bluey #chiliheeler #fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys #zelda #princesszelda #oot #thumbelina #donbluth
- Reposted by Michael Internet UnofficialI'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished. Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls
- this is meant to be a politically neutral question but do you think Donald Trump knows about Skibidi Toilet
- all it takes for Cringe to succeed is for the Based to do nothing
- Reposted by Michael Internet UnofficialThere are people on this website who legitimately want you to put /s on the end of every joke and that is simply a dark world we must never entertain even the possibility of
