i know edging is the usual way people tend to turn their minds to mush but it feels even more brain drain-y and humiliating to prematurely cum from humping my wand with my face inches away from a spiral on my screen. so dumb that i don't even have the mental wherewithal to delay pleasure anymore

just did it in five minutes : ) everyone drop a "good boy" for the world's most easily trainable quickshot!

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